So Many Amusing People[Kaito and Koneko]

Sagumi watched as the kid behind him performed a rather ingenious method of getting around his shield grab. Sagumi quietly watched him go over the side of the building but he had been right so far about the kid's intellect so far and he had no reason to believe that the kid wouldn't do anything to let himself get seriously hurt. He seemed reckless, but not stupid. His faith was soon rewarded as the boy, who had most likely landed on a fire escape, showed up on the roof adjacent to their current battlefield. Sagumi flashed him a grin over his shoulder at the bare footed child, a knowing grin that, much in the same fashion that Koneko, conveyed his sentiment that flashed a simple "Watch this" to the young boy. He was going to show him the kind of grace, speed, and raw power that if Sagumi had his way, he would mold Kaito in to. As the woman finished closing the distance, Sagumi's head snapped back around, a calm and almost stoic look on his face as he met her charge. Sagumi would incorporate two techniques simultaneously in his defense. The first, the Seikuken, or control of the air sphere, erected a metaphorical sphere around the user, a form of defense. The second the Kakei, was another form of defense that focused on spinning the blocking limbs of a strike, further diverting the energy of an opposing attack. The first strike struck high and Sagumi's arm was there to meet it, the strike rolling against the rotating arm was equivalent to trying to strike a tire, the impact barely connects with the tire before being rolled off in to oblivion.

It only took that first strike to see that he had lit a fire in the girl, an excitement. Despite her dull, vapid, silent consonance, she had a strong love for martial arts and a strong love for a challenge. She was stupid, he could see that, she knew she was out matched, but she didn't care. She ran headlong at him, simply because she knew that she would learn something. That was exactly what Sagumi was looking for and he was right, he had found two interesting people and it was there that he decided what he was going to spend with his time for the foreseeable future. He was going to take these two on as disciples, he was going to give them the tools they needed. He was going to make Kaito a powerhouse and he was going to make Koneko the strongest martial artist of her age, the thought made him giddy as he intercepted the second strike, rolling her low attack away again. The process repeated the next three times, each strike being intercepted and rolled away. It seemed like every time she attacked she couldn't penetrate the Seikuken, it was as if there was a dead zone around him that she could not break through no matter how hard she tried. As frustration was probably inevitably setting in for the young woman, Sagumi then struck. As the sixth strike came, Sagumi seemed to suddenly not be where she struck. Her strike struck air as Sagumi went straight around it, closing the distance between them very quickly. While she was right, Sagumi was going to keep showing off and showcasing his powers and he had definitely smelled her and definitely noticed the cleavage and he simply couldn't resist taking further advantage of her. The man placed his palms adjacent to each other, as he ducked around her strike and aimed to place his hands on the woman's stomach. Simultaneously, Sagumi sought to press his lips to hers, gently kissing the woman in a quite surprising unintrusive way. As soon as she would react to the contact, Sagumi would initiate his Sotenshu. A strong force would eject from the man's palms and crash in to her stomach, not as a punch, but as if a gigantic hand had shoved her. It wouldn't cause any permanent damage or really any damage at all, but it would launch her from the roof top and fling her out in to the streets below.

She was a Shinigami, Sagumi figured the fall wouldn't hurt her much at all, only daze her for a few seconds. If his attack had succeeded, the trigger shield projection that had the boy's shoe stuck in place would slowly hover back to Sagumi. The man would place a small piece of paper in the shoe before the trigger shield would snap forward, generating momentum for the shoe before the trigger shield itself vanished, the first law of physics causing the shoes inertia to keep going, aimed straight for Kaito's forehead. If the boy read the paper, it would detail an address, the location of Sagumi's rather expensive dojo which, until today, had possessed Sagumi as its sole resident. Sagumi wasn't going to take no for an answer, but he'd let the boy have the illusion of choice for now. Sagumi, grinning gently, turned away from the man and turned back toward where he threw the woman.

"You have a taste of what you're capable of, kid, if you're interested in more, you know where to go."

She was amusing. Sagumi felt distinctly underestimated however. She had already abused his propensity to enjoy when his perversion was reciprocated once before and as the god's above had indicated, this was a trick Sagumi was very familiar with. Koneko wasn't the only shinobi upon that rooftop and even if Sagumi was not taking their little engagement remotely seriously and was doing his fair share of dicking around, he was very cautious of things that were put in his mouth normally, even more so when he was in a fight. The man had kept his head angled down, making sure that nothing made it down his esophagus as he had sent Kaito away and once he was out of sight, Sagumi quickly spit the contents of his mouth out and on to the rooftop. Any residual liquid present in his mouth wouldn't be a high enough concentration to affect someone like him as he couldn't help but grin down at the puddle of their mixed saliva. She was so very interesting and she did in fact do something that would leave far more a lasting impression on Sagumi than he poison. He now wanted to feel her tongue again. Sagumi turned his head slowly as he saw the girl's Kidō flair split the sky, her giving away her position in the process. She wanted him to chase her and he was more than happy to oblige. Kaito had successfully gotten away and that was fine with Sagumi since the local authorities were most likely on their way to "apprehend" him. He didn't have much desire to prove them incapable of incapacitating him. Sagumi smiled before utilizing his Geppo and soaring away from the rooftop, pelting toward the flare's location as a plan was formulating in his mind.

He arrived just in time to see her start shunpoing away and he followed in kind, Geppoing after her. He spent the majority of his time behind her staring at her behind, enjoying the high speed view that he was currently enjoying as "blipped" from rooftop to rooftop as he kept up with Koneko. With each successive Geppo, Sagumi started to get more and more sloppy. It would be hard for her to keep up with, as he had to constantly keep stopping so his geppo didn't over take her, making it look like he was toying her and chasing her for the sake of a game. He stumbled a bit, each geppo slowing down, and slowing down some more. Eventually they reached an abandoned part of the town and Sagumi's "strength" seemed to vanish as he fell down to the ground, crashing in to the dirt. Sagumi slowly dragged himself to his knees, hands bracing himself as he wheezed heavily, seemingly unable to breathe. He hadn't taken any acting classes nor had he any sort of experience, but he knew he was giving a rather convincing performance, especially with how confident she seemed in her plan working. He raised his eyes, very "angrily" in Koneko's direction as if he was furious to succumb to her trick. Sagumi tried to bring himself back to his feet before falling backward, his butt landing on his calf as he looked up, his hair matted with sweat and a defeated look plastered on his face as he lazily glared at Koneko. If she did what he thought she was going to do, it'd be too much for her not to relish her "victory' over such a superior opponent. He knew she was a quiet one, but winning a fight seemed to be one of the few things she could take pride in. It was about time someone else used her emotions against her and hopefully, she'd come closer to ascertain the success of her plan.

"You made this so not fun any more."

It was looking somewhat promising before, to be perfectly honest. She had "successfully led him in to a trap, trying to encapsulate someone like him in a fiery tomb wasn't really that horrible an idea. It wasn't going to work, even if he was as ailed as he was feigning, but it was still a clever little trick. He was getting more and more hopeful for his chosen disciples than he was before. He had hoped she'd get careless and she'd risk getting close so he could show just how daring and how little he cared about her tricks he truly was, but he could tell there was something wrong there, she was no longer aiming to win. It was like she had given up and Sagumi could feel that from her and quite frankly, it made him mad. As the fire reached the compressed gas and the explosion rang our toward him, a trigger shield erected around him and absorbed the entirety of the concussive force. She wouldn't buy herself the couple seconds she needed to make the dumbest mistake of her "un-life." As soon as he saw her Zanpakutō be unsheathed and the flash of the blade through the explosive light, Sagumi showcased just how fast he really was, he doubted the girl would even be capable of following it as he would suddenly appear right in front of her. His hand already moved to grab her wrist and his grip, while not painful, was so very strong, she wouldn't be able to move her arm if she tried at that point. Sagumi then kicked hard off the ground and soared high in to the air and out of the way of the explosions and fire. Sagumi looked down at her, anger on his face as he glared down at Koneko.

"I'm not going to let someone so beautiful and with so much promise end things so pathetically. With a proper teacher, we'd make you so much more powerful, so much more talented, so much stronger but you can't do any of that if you're dead. There's nothing more useless than a corpse."

Sagumi, showcasing that he was not even remotely scared of her tricks and possibility of her having more of her little poison stored away in there, moved in quickly and gave her a soft, gentle kiss on her lips. It wasn't invasive and really rather crude like the previous one, it was tender, almost gentle, like he was shielding her from the explosions behind him, which in a way he was. He let his lips linger for a few moments before turning around and away from her, while he didn't remove his hand from her wrist, he had no problem showing his back to her as he lowerd his free hand out over the fiery mess below him. As he did, multiple trigger shield projections appeared, pressing together and forming a large, red dome. Sagumi would slowly set it down, entrapping the fire and letting its oxygen supply completely burn out, suffocating the flame. He did not seek to cause that much damage and he wasn't going to let her draw even more people to his presence.

A soft sigh escaped him as he finished suffocating the flames below them. That would prevent any extensive damage from being done to the buildings and any potential fatalities from people they perhaps did not notice, but it did not change that there had been explosions, there had been fire and consequently smoke followed. Smoke would definitely, definitely draw people's attention if their display above the streets of Karakura hadn't done that already. He had calmed her and her pyromania down for the time being and they should probably leave the area before anyone had a chance to catch up to them. As he was just about to turn around and share that revelation however, he felt her arm shoot past his shoulder and her fingers curl around his chin. Normally, Sagumi would have reacted by throwing the girl over his shoulder and performing a twenty story piledriver in to the ground below him, but unless he had made a completely catastrophic miscalculation, which was entirely possible, he was certain that she either no longer had any violent intent toward him or she would at least not act upon it. Consequently, Sagumi did not react as she pulled his head back toward him and did something that he honestly did not expect. He figured she'd grow more tolerant of his annoying habit of kissing her instead of fighting her seriously, but he never expected her to actually initiate one. The man grinned slightly at the thought of it being another trap as he reciprocated the kiss, returning her gentle and tender pressure as he slowly brought his hand back around to rest gently on her hips, an gentle an unintrusive touch at that.

As she pulled fully away from the kiss, Sagumi got to enjoy the culmination of most of his work throughout their little encounter. The girl had been an emotionless blob for the majority of their meeting, a sexy emotionless blob, but an emotionless blob. As they floated above the city, he had so far seen depressing, surprise, guilt and for a second there, Sagumi almost thought he saw affection. Then, they knocked down one more barrier, she spoke her first word. She had a nice voice too, slightly atrophied from her seeming general lack of desire to utilize it, but still a pretty voice nonetheless. He question however, was impressively stupid. Ignoring that he had just answered earlier, asking why someone did anything was always a pointless question because the answer was always the same, it benefited them in some way. Sagumi's actions were obviously chosen because he felt, in some way, they would bring benefit to him. The man lowered his center slightly and craned his head forward, bending slightly to look up in to Koneko's eyes and a gentle smile played across his face.

"I already told you, didn't I? I wasn't going to let someone so beautiful and so talented kill herself because she isn't very observant. If I seriously wanted you dead, you'd have been dead awhile ago my dear, but I'd never kill someone with such exquisite muscles and so much potential and purpose ahead of her. If you want someone to help you find either of those P's, well, you're welcome to follow me home."

Sagumi would release her wrist and slowly float down and away from the scene of their squabble, touching down gently on an unmarred patch of ground as he heard the sirens rattling off in the distance, undoubtedly coming to investigate the scene. He wasn't planning to be here when they arrived as he quickly started walking off in the direction of his home, knowing without a doubt that the pretty woman would be behind him if he turned around. He had already acquired two new disciples, whether they realized it or not he had claimed them. He knew Koneko was now going to be with him and he was sure the boy would come to him in time as well and if he took too long to do so, well, Sagumi could be very persuasive when he felt the need to start ripping off parts of people...or buildings, he wasn't especially picky but something would be getting demolished if he was kept waiting for too long.