Madness City: ExPloSiONs and KiCks! (Coyote Starrk, Zetsway, ask to join)

It's quiet, too quiet for a city that has lost its mind. Although the city has been quiet, it can almost be hoped for, as it can be very dangerous roaming around while the city is in such a state.
But Tesu didn't care if it was dangerous, he hoped for it almost, missing the smell of blood from combat. But he still had to stay in the shadows, it was who he was, he prefered in the secrecy and discretion of the darkness, but it wasn't always available to him, so a quiet city on the southern pole of the world like this was like a godsend, darkness almost all of the time.
The more Tesu wandered, the more it worried him, it should not be this quiet here, it was already too simple for him to get inside the city, no locks, no barricades, almost as if he was invited, he just hoped that if he was, he would be the first to realize.
As he was walking between buildings he swore he could have heard a loud thud, that of a body hitting the ground nearby, at this, instinct took over causing him to push against the wall as if trying to become part of it, but to his annoyance, that wouldn't happen. After the thud there wasn't any more noise other then that of the usual groans of a city, but he heard what sounded like mild grunting, struggling with something, what though and from what he could not tell, but he could tell where from in general.

walking as silently as he could manage, Tesu slowly made his way to the edge of the building he was currently attached to, getting ready to face whatever it is he may have to at long last. As he glanced around the corner, he spotted far off in the distance what appeared to be two people, one mostly in the ground, and the other trying to pull them out, of course what was the most odd about this, is after the one trying to pull the other out, then started to punch the other. This perplexed Tesu, but he assumed that it was possibly one of the people who had been infected by this city. But he saw no reason to take a chance, or assume anything, so he watched, and waited.

At which point Arizune, his Zanpakutō, piped up at him. "You sure you should wait, after all, they could be infected, but! all the same i suppose it is your body.."
Annoyed by the opinion out of nowhere, Tesu felt as if he had to retort "of course im going to wait! as much as id love to fight i dont much care to just run into it after all this silence, there could be more if these are infected.."
"very well.. your choice after all."

The man of the two shook his head furiously, before blinking and refocusing back on Lilynette. He reached up a hand, yawning into it as he blinked at up sleepily at the sky… before his eyes suddenly shot open as Lilynette kneed him in the crotch. "C'mon! You got a job to do! You can't be layin' around here all day!" She insisted with a fury, before he finally relented.

"...But Lilynette… there's no mad people around here…" He said, before turning around to find a hollow drooling black stuff appeared next to him. "...You've got to be kidding me." He said as a cero appeared to begin gathering on his chest, and then firing out as it blew the hollow away.

Starrk continued to turn around, before he noticed another man in the distance. "Yo." He said to the person in the distance, as he vanished and reappeared in front of the young man. "You know any good abandoned hotels around here?' He asked, before feeling Lilynette run into his backside trying to follow his sonido. "NO! HE'S GONNA BEAT YOU UP!!!" She said with a fury, before Starrk reached a hand behind him and pushed down on her head, as she began fighting him and swinging her arms around, but he wouldn't let her look back up. "I really don't feel like fighting… I just wanna sleep…" He said, before attempting to yawn again as Lilynette's foot shot up this time from behind, slamming poor Starrk all over his sensitive area as he yelped, putting his hand over his crotch as a look of sheer pain came across his face. "Please… any… where… will do." He gasped, trying to regain his composure from Lilynette's meddling, really wishing he could just find somewhere to nap…

Watching the very... 'unique' man getting his ass kicked by a girl much smaller than him, Tesu wondered much more if either of them was mad.. or just morons. He wasn't entirely sure of either, nor was he in much of a haste to find out, but that option apparently sprung out of his hands.. just like the exhausted looking man sprung up in front of Tesu, sending him jumping back in confused surprise.
Although this man seemed more than was let on, and as Tesu was about to ask, the man started asking for a hotel.. why would he know about any abandoned hotels in this place..? And no less why would he be asking somone who could possibly be mad? But Tesu didn't have any time to ask, as the girl became agitated.. probably from the crazy mans odd requests. Causing him a world of pain, that would no doubt last him some time.
Watching him fall to the ground, Tesu was unsure of alliances with these two, and to be completely caught off guard would not be good in this city, grabbing his weapon, he braced back, only to ask the.. concious of the two: "Who exactly are you two, and why is he now laying on his face?" Hoping to the fullest he would not have to fight, Tesu tried to appear the least hostile, but still prepared, glancing back and forth between the seemingly drunk laying on the ground and the other who 'obviously' was the head of the two.. no pun intended.

"What's wrong with my friend laying… HEY" Lilynette proclaimed, her attention shifting from the guest in front of them back to Starrk, who had used her lapse in concentration and the position she had left him in to get in some before-before-before early afternoon sleep time.

Her foot was quick and without mercy as Lilynette delivered swift justice to Starrk's underside. He whimpered as he slowly got up, rubbing the back of his head once again and holding his ribs with the other hand. "I don't actually know what I'm doing here…" He told the man in reply, before his eyes slowly but surely shifted over to the left.

Directly to the left of the former primero espada was… a human. Or looked to be, anyway… until it started open and closing its mouth and began ticking. "...This is a pain in the arse…" Starrk muttered as he suddenly vanished, or his body did. His afterimage was still there as he grabbed Lilynette, and thinking about it, also grabbed the mysterious guest they had juts met and threw them over his shoulder as he reappeared on top of a nearby building.

His eyes slowly widened as he looked down below, feeling the weight of the man he had picked up in one arm and feeling Lilynette's tiny fists assaulting him in the back as she whined like an impudent child for him to put her down. The explosion left by the ticking demon was massive; several buildings across the street had become damaged in the explosion, causing them to crumble beneath their weakened structures.


"Lilynette, watch out." He said simply as it seemed other mad demons had become attracted to their location, rising up around the building they were on. What ARE these things… Starrk vaguely wondered, as a sphere of energy appeared on his chin, back, right and left elbows, and the outsides of both knees as ceros lauched from six different points his body, firing out in wide bursts of energy as they consumed the demons, watching even more of them begin top up to replenish the rank and file of the demon menace that was now opposing Starrk, Lilynette, and their visitor.

Meanwhile, Lilynette had fired her own cero, zapping one of the hollows as one hand gripped her right horn, pulling out her own zanpaktou as she talked to the man behind them. "He's Coyote Starrk, Cross Commander of K-World." She said simply, smiiling before leaping towards a demon and slashing it in half. The race for survival is on…

Unnerved from the sudden explosion from such a small body, and the immense amount of covered distance on Coyotes' shoulder, for a moment Tesu was stunned, although quick to regain his senses, he noticed the crumbling buildings and swarm of demons. A devilish grin spread across his face, finally a target he knew wasn't friendly, it was exciting. Breathing in the air that was clean for now, but would hopefully soon be inhabited by a bloody mist.

At the mention of the seemingly drunks name, and the 'plan' that the two of them had, Tesu drew his weapon, bracing for some fun: Tesu, assassin, nice to meet you. Now lets spread some blood~. Pulling his katana over his head, Tesu decided it was time to charge into the party, maybe smash some skulls, or cut off limbs, either way, Tesu was going to enjoy himself. On his way down from his aerial charge, Tesu impaled the first demonic in his path, almost squeeling in delight, pulling out his blade for the next victim to ''accidently'' lose its life.

As Starrk and Lilynette were fighting their own battles, and discussing whatever it is that they were; Tesu couldn't tell overly much, he was enjoying the battle too much, as he hadn't had anything like this in a long time, so he was going to enjoy every last second of it. making sure to his best efforts to not get any blood on him, either from ruining his outfit, or just in case that there be something peculiar about the blood of these hollows who were acting... odd. But he didn't care, they were dying all the same.

As the Menos Grande decided to show up, Tesu couldn't help himself from laughing, to him it was something that would perhaps be a challenge at last! But too bad, the drunk man took care of it before he could dash over and deal with it himself, although Tesu was quite impressed with the power that the starrk used to kill it. But it didn't bother him so much, he had more things to kill on his own that he felt just as happy to, at least then he would have numbers.

Of course after a time Tesu started to get irritated by the constant waves and droves, so he thought a bit change of scene would be nice.. and the crash of the Grande gave him just such an idea, positioning himself near the bases of buildings just as hollows were attacking so they would cause them to come crashing down was a simple enough task.. but it was boring, no fun killing or anything, just dodging. But soon enough he had himself a good sized arena through the middle of the street, rubble on either side, slaughtering the hollow as they tried to climb over the piles was interesting enough, but some of the older and larger ones were starting to get a bit more accurate, nearly injuring Tesu, what he could tell is this battle was going on a bit too long, there needed to be a bit of a purge, at least a minor break would be appreciated. But he would make due with what he had, glancing over at Starrk again to see what he was up to with his womanly companion.

Starrk was standing in the air, finally awake as the waves of hollows continued to expand. Screw this. I need a nap. He thought as Coyote Starrk leaned forwards, his hands still in his pockets as he opened his mouth. Meanwhile, Lilynette was trying to figure out when the hell Starrk had had time to grab her, shunpo down to Tesu's arena, and proceed to blow away that wave of hollows.

However, Starrk was only thinking about the Cero Dientes that was currently inhabiting his mouth. It was a strange kind of cero; a bright blue in color, but almost shaking. Starrk slowly turned himself around in a circle, first moving his waist, then his left foot to pivot, then his right foot to come around, then his left foot again to pivot, and his right to come full center again.

All around Starrk there was now a bright ring of extremely bright blue. He lifted both arms up, stretching as Lilynette realized what in the hell Starrk was about to do, and ran forwards. "HIT THE DECK YOU IDIOT!" She shouted, grabbing Tesu around the waist and slamming him down into the ground as she closed her eyes.

Coyote Starrk merely stood there, staring up listlessly at the clouds going around in the sky for a few moments, as many of the hollows in the area began to gather, Lilynette holding down Tesu from the inevitable as Starrk's eyes lowered, centering in on the ones of a hollow, one that was behaving normally, as the hollow froze in its tracks… before suddenly shivering, shaking, its tongue lolling out before it began charging forwards as if drunk. This place… is disturbed. He determined, as at last he spoke.

"Cero Portella." He said simply, his teeth an extremely bright, almost white, blue in his mouth, as if he had brushed his teeth for over a day. It was nearly comical; although what the result was wasn’t funny in the least. As Starrk spoke, the Cero Portella that he had crafted around himself to hold his mouth-cero, Cero Dientes, back was loosened. The massive cero fired out in all directions qaround Starrk, the bottom of it singing the top hairs of Lilynette's head (And thus making her pissed) and reaching up even to the point to vaporize any menos grande that apppeared.

All around them for nearly a quarter mile in radius, the area was completely destroyed. Buildings had been blown away, Hollows vaporized in the blast, Starrk standing in the only place that didn't just have itself completely asploded. The force of Cero Dientes was twice that of a standard Cero Oscuras; its power was absolutely devastating.

The firer of said Cero Dientes was now laying back on the ground, his arms propped behind his head and his legs crossed at the knee as he looked up at the clouds, sleeping peacefully as Lilynette finally got up from Tesu, a look of rage on her face as she ran forwards to kick him in the side, beginning the cycle of stupidity anew…

Running around slaughtering hollows is pretty funny, seeing them crumple under a blade just because they cann be too stupid to dodge better is entertaining. So Tesu kept doing so, enjoying himself in the apparently endless onslaught of hollows, why there were so many, he hadn't a clue, nor where they were hiding, all that 'really' mattered is that he was having fun. That was a fact.

But of course fun only lasts so long when you begin to get tired, as it can be very irritating when the slower hollows are finally able to gain a 'hope' of catching you. They don't deserve that hope, not when they have killed so many innocents, although he didn't like the soul society and they specialized in killing these beasts, they were still ugly and needed to die for it. But that definetly was not his only reason, he despised the hollow more than the incompetance of the soul society because of what they had done to him and his former family. But that did not matter right now all that mattered is that he was getting tired little by little.

Of course the best thing to happen was soon going to, other than being tackled by a woman you barely knew, that was still nice of course, interesting smell, some sort of perfume perhaps? All the same, he wasn't paying attention to what was going on around him much, just looking at starrk, looked like quite the yawn, must be tired. Well it WAS a yawn until everything started to glow intensly bright.. and the missing four or five blocks of buildings now, but at when it all started to come down to normality, Tesu couldn't help but break out laughing hysterically he wasn't entirely sure why, but all this was hilarious to him. But the girl got off of him finally.. to go and kick Starrk, but that made him realize he was alittle tired too, so he just decided to curl up, and camp out for a nap in the middle of the street.