Kuro Asked The WRONG Woman [Closed]

Kanna Aikotsuki was a six foot seven woman with an athletic build. She has long snow white hair and bright blue eyes. With her personality, she was one to be completely honest and blunt in ANY situation that she is put in. She trusts no one, but will still do her best to help another out. This honest habit of hers, on this day, was going to create a very interesting and unknowingly awkward situation between her and the Vice Captain of Squad One. She walked into her office and on her desk was a letter addressed to her. By it's appearance, it was more of a personal letter, instead of some call out for a mission or anything like that. After she had opened it up and read it, she only raised an eyebrow at it's content, showing no emotion towards what was said at all, although the sender shocked her.

Now, an hour later, she was walking through the Seireitei and was now on her way to the place in which a certain man had asked her to meet him. Why she was chosen? She had absolutely no clue at all, but she wasn't one to turn away from a Seated Officer of Gotei 13. She was now currently headed to the Library within Shino Academy. Once she arrived, she went silently inside to look around. She had come a few minutes early for just in case reasons and didn't know whether he had already arrived. Taking a deep breath and sighing it out quietly, she stepped forward. She looked around, examining tables to see if he was there. She also began looking down the aisles of bookshelves and then went to the computer area.

Seeing that he wasn't there, she thought for a moment and then nodded. She realized something and hoped that she was right. Although this wasn't the same as the library for those within Gotei 13, she assumed that certain areas would be set aside for others. Little rooms for people who study in groups, and since this was one of those cases, she went there. After searching for a minute, she found her way to a line of four small rooms. She peeked in through the windows and finally she saw him.

"Lieutenant Okami." she opened the door and stepped inside to greet him. Closing the door silently behind her, she turned towards the man and raised an eyebrow at him, "I understand that you are the one that sent the letter? What is it you wished for my help with?" Her gaze was stern and emotionless. She seemed to look at this as more business, although she would soon find out that it was not the case. She sat down at the table across from him, waiting for his explanation on why exactly she was brought here.

Kanna did see humor in what Kuro had just done. Falling asleep with his face in a book, waking up suddenly, and then it falling to the floor. Her first impression of him on the outside of healing his injuries since most of the time he was sleeping or unconscious, was that he was a total and utter... idiot. His questions towards her were actually about the human condition when it comes to love and sex? Is he serious? She would have thought it was a joke, but the seriousness in his words and the fact that there were a few books laying around with that exact intention made her think otherwise.

"Okay, so he's serious..." she thought to herself as she picked up one of the books he had laying around. She flipped through a few pages, not knowing exactly how to react to this, but she knew she'd have to. Setting the book back down, she glanced behind her and noticed that the windows had blinds to keep people from watching them. Raising an eyebrow one what probably happened in this room between the students of Shino Academy, she just stood up and went to the window. Closing the blinds, she returned to her seat and sat up perfectly straight, keeping a serious look on her face the entire time.

"Lieutenant Okami... There is a lot I can teach you on... well all of those subjects, but before I take a chance on getting myself into a mess, why don't you explain to me exactly what this is for? And then explain to me exactly WHY you do not know about this stuff yourself?" Her tone was quick, serious, and slightly demanding. If he wanted her to help him, she would, but she definitely wanted a reason, especially since it wasn't exactly on the most cleanest of subjects.

Kanna was taken slightly by surprise when listening to everything he had said. One thing that most notice about her, besides her blunt and honest nature, was the fact that she refuses to speak until she knew that the person she was talking to was silent and going to stay that way. Being interrupted when she was talking, or interrupting someone else was not something she liked doing. So, once he was done speaking, she leaned forward over the table, thinking a bit and at the same time confirming whether he was staying silent. Once she realized he was, she nodded and took a deep breath.

"Kaminari, huh?" Kanna raised an eyebrow, having previously thought that the girl would never have found someone that she'd open herself up to, "I remember her from a few times I visited her class. Smart kid. Pretty too. I can't say I thought of her as the marrying type, but since you both are as naive and childish as the other, I guess it's a perfect match. All right, Lieutenant Okami. I'll help you. I'll answer every single question you've got and give you my opinion about certain things, along with explaining to you exactly what things are. If needed, I will have certain things brought here as well to explain in better detail." She stopped talking for a moment, keeping an eye on him, an obvious look of distrust in her eyes. Kaminari was always a kind girl, although the two of them hadn't ever talked too much. And since Kanna was so distrusting, she highly doubted the honesty of any man who spoke to her, naive or otherwise.

"The first thing you mentioned was how people get married. Usually there is a priest or some sort of official that has the ability to bind two people together legally and spiritually. Yes, legally as well." She clarified that, assuming that neither him, nor Kaminari realized that there were also legal things that were in the process as well. "The woman, traditionally, wears a white dress, holds a bouquet of flowers, and walks down an aisle with lots of friends and family from both sides watching. The man stands at the alter, which is at the end of the aisle, watching her come to him. Once she arrives the priest or who you have doing it, will start the ceremony.... Got that so far?" She didn't really wait to find out whether he actually understood it and continued on anyway...

"Now... The second thing you asked about was sex and how to have kids." She knew that this part was probably going to shock the shit out of him, especially if he really had no clue what any of this was, "Usually on the first time, which I am pretty sure it will be yours and Kaminari's first time... but on the first time, usually the woman lays on her back, naked. The man will move on top of her and slide himself inside. When I say himself, I am referring to your dick, or penis if you will..."

"You have a stick..." Kanna then held up a finger, "And she has a hole, called the vagina." She then held up her other hand and made a very small circle with her index finger and thumb. "You take your penis and stick it into her vagina." She also demonstrated that by pushing her finger through the hole she created with her others. "Now with this, ever girl is different, but sometimes it can hurt the first time. After a while her muscles will calm themselves down and it will begin to feel much, much better." She added a second much just to help him out.

"Now... Babies are something for later. Anything about that you didn't understand or want me to clarify?" She blinked a single time, the look on her face still as serious as ever, as if none of this was awkward or shocking to her.

"Oh, the ring." She thought for a moment how to explain that and then came up with a way, "In all honesty, the best place to get one is in a jewelry store in The World Of The Living. They have hundreds, if not thousands of rings you can choose from. Just remember that the point of the ring... Is for you to give it to her at a special time. You get down on one knee, hold the ring up to her, and ask her to marry you. And when it comes to what kind of ring you'd get, either gold or silver... I think she's more of a silver girl, but that's up to you. As long as it is something you like, and it means something to you, then she will love it and wear it with pride...."

Next topic and question. "Well you would wear a tux, usually black and a tie. And when it comes to the flowers... That dates very, very, very far back in time. It's really just tradition, but certain flowers represent certain things... Roses for love, lilies for virtue... Things like that. I don't think the flowers have a big meaning anymore, it's really just tradition."

Kanna almost burst out into laughter at his next question. Luckily for her, she was able to hold it in and her emotionless face did not change at all. She had to force herself to just stare blankly at him for a good few seconds before she was able to once again open her mouth and speak. She leaned back in her chair and cleared her throat to continue on. "Well, Lieutenant Okami. People have sex with one another for three reasons. One, because they love each other. Two, because they want to have kids. And three, because it feels really good. And as I said, it is different with every single woman. Some girls, it could hurt the entire first time and even after that. There are even girls that it doesn't hurt at all. It just depends on the girl. Oh... and what I mean by muscles... When you two decide to... well have sex, you will be able to feel her muscles naturally stretch and contract around you. It loosen up and at times become tighter. I believe that is something you are going to have to learn with experience."

"And when I say much better, I mean after it starts and she is in a little bit of pain, the muscles will loosen up..." She could tell that he was completely confused, so she decided to use an example. "All right... Think of it like this. Let's say a woman has a fear of men, but she meets this guy who is truly kind and after a bit of talking and getting to know one another, the woman realizes that he is okay... It's like that. At first, her body will not be used to such an intrusion and it will naturally try to fight back, but once her body realizes that you mean it no harm, it will relax and allow everything to move and feel much better."

Okay. This Lieutenant Kuro was so funny in her eyes, whether she showed it or not. His mere innocence and seriousness at the same time was... well cute. And that wasn't something that she would say very often. He intriuged her, but her trust was still nonexistent. Taking in a deep breath and slowly letting it out in a sigh. She thought for a moment on how to explain his last question without overwhelming him or making him feel like he might do it wrong.

"Okay... You have to listen closely." She leaned forward onto the table, placing her arms in front of her as she looked in straight into the eye, "If you love her the way I am hoping you do, then you have to wait until you know it is the right time. She has to tell you that she is ready for it. BUT remember... If you wait TOO long to ask her about it, she'll end up thinking you don't want to be with her. AND if you try it too soon and she is not completely ready for that step, she'll end up regretting it and feel like she was forced into it... Got it?"