What ever could you mean? [V/Yoruichi]

Yoruichi quirked a brow slightly in response to the woman’s assumption, not that there had been a right answer in the first place. But all the same a slow and menacing smile crept across her face as she promptly grabbed the woman by the scruff and raised her up off the street. The world would suddenly lurch, and in an instant they were suddenly no longer within the city limits.

They were out in the wilderness outside of the city limits. V would suddenly find herself released as Yoruichi promptly cracked her knuckles, an amused smile playing across her lips. ”Funny, do you take hollows to bed? You must be a wilder woman than I expected. I planned on giving you the workout those hollows would have given you. You must have a pretty perverse mind. But tell you what: if you can give ME a workout then I’ll consider it.” she chimed, that smile widening to show teeth as she watched the woman almost menacingly. Waiting for her to get up. Thebplace was almost completely barren. After all she didn’t know how destructive this little bunny could get. No use taking chances and endangering civis right? The last thing soul society needed was an issue. And thankfully the world had a lot of busted up plots of wilderness to fight in these days.

What an amusing woman. Cat and mouse indeed. Perhaps she’d simply beat the woman silly and then pretend this had never happened. Gaslight her a bit more. Or she’d put her in the hospital. Or maybe she really would wind up in bed with them. Maybe she’d offer her a job in exchange for a daily workout. She hadn’t decided. She supposed she’d just see what sort of mood she was in~

Yoruichi smiled calmly, watching as V started to limber herself up and prep herself for the right. Ah, how interesting. This would actually be a pretty good exercise. If she could manage to fight this girl without actually providing ANY benefit to her? She would have to be careful not to hit the woman too hard. Putting the woman's soul in danger would cause her to grow. She also couldn't move too slow, if she held back then the girl's brain would slowly adjust to her speed. If she kept herself fast enough that she was beyond the woman's ability to even comprehend, then her brain would just give up and assume she was teleporting. And that assumption would keep her from trying to actually ramp itself up to track her movements. No perception boosts. No damage boosts. No Danger Boosts.

Or she could just beat the tar out of her!

A sudden wide toothy grin spread across her face as she promptly threw all of that planning out the window. A sudden blistering flash of speed as she would seem to Teleport directly into V's personal space, charging with her shoulder and aiming to send the woman straight into the nearest tree, that cheshire smile only widening as she stared the woman down. Victim to her own whimsical nature, she had simply decided to abruptly change tactics in the middle of planning. After all, this woman did seem to have some interesting things going on. It'd be a little unfair to ACTIVELY try and keep her from gaining anything. She was owed a workout, right? "There you go, problem solved. Now it's your turn!" She chimed, as if this were some sort of turn-based RPG. And frankly, if she TREATED it like one, it may as well be. She had full control over when V would be able to act, why not just have them take turns giving the woman the ability to attack her?

She smiled, pleased to see the girl slice the tree in half and then crash into the ground. "Whew, damn girl, you thicc. That tree didn't stand a chance." She chuckled aloud, clearly pleased with how the woman turned out to be. Certainly it was much more fun if V didn't wind up in the hospital after all this. And so quick to recover too! She perked up, pupils slitting for just a fraction of a second as she watched that woman suddenly bunch up and propel themselves in her direction. She smiled, letting that foot get nice and close before snapping around, pivoting and then slamming both Elbows down onto the woman's shin and thigh, sending the kick straight into the ground as Yoruichi leapt up. Aiming to wrap both legs around V's neck, suddenly choking her as she threw her upper body backwards, giving V a brief look at her midriff. Hands touched the ground and gripped the earth before she promptly aimed to throw her knees up towards her own chest. If she succeeded, she'd wind up throwing V overhead in the midst of Yoruichi's backflip before sitting down, planting V into the earth in the process.

When the flurry of movement was over and so long as V hadn't pulled anything unexpected in the midst of it, V would be planted on her back in the earth with Yoruichi sitting on her neck and upper chest, smiling down at the woman with that same lopsided smirk. "You're stronger than I thought. What do you do with all that strength of yours? Seems a bit of a waste to just wander around killing hollows just for exercise. You got a job?" She'd venture with a tilt of her head. Starting up a random conversation in the midst of this brutality.

Hm.

She had to admit that the woman showed a lot more potential than she figured they would. That sudden burst of speed and strength. It definitely was a lot more than she expected. Vulgar...crass.... but nothing she hadn't worked with before. Especially the power in the legs. Hearing the woman groaning out beneath her, hands digging into her thighs to try and push her from where she was seated. She couldn't help but think.

What a waste of talent to be a mercenary. Not only that, but the girl was still so .......naive seeming. Unmolded. There was a crass volatility there, but that didn't seem quite the jaded hardened despise from someone who had seen a lot of battle. She could make something of this woman. So could a lot of other more dangerous people. She'd been keeping her ears to the ground, and she knew that there was a lot of movement around. Groups sweeping people up for their own purposes. And as foul as this woman was.....she could also see a potential threat when she saw one.

As the Soshireikan, it had been her job not only to uphold the safety of the soul society from present and existing threats. But also from potential threats. The simple....unassuming sort of individuals. Some who simply had too much potential. Dangerous abilities. Unfitting ideals. There were a great many things that made someone dangerous. This combination of volatility and strength made V a candidate, at least back in the old days. After all, she seemed almost enraged at her killing the hollows.

Why WAS she so angry at her 'kills' being stolen? It was something more commonly found in hollows than other kinds. A sort of need borne from a NECESSITY to fight. Not just some sport or entertainment.


Maybe this bunny should just be killed.

But that wasn't quite it. The sort of ....vulgar profanity was also a bit confusing. She'd jumped straight to assuming sex. A little strange, normal people usually didn't just make that jump. Hm. She WAS a bunny. Trouble with her supernatural powers? Or maybe a drug addict with these sorts of things as a side effect? Was she possessed by something? Or was she just a fucked up human? In any case, it might not be so...intrinsic. Maybe this woman could be useful. And with that thought came a calm stare, that menacing smile already gone as Yoruichi looked down at V.
Hm. Urahara would say this was a stupid idea. He'd also probably say he liked it. Hm.

"Seems like an awful big waste of strength and talent to be doing mercenary work and killing hollows. Don't you think?" She reasoned, promptly vanishing with a flicker, suddenly a short distance away, brushing herself off as she let her eyes drift in V's direction, narrowing as she seemed to consider things.

"Hm. Guess I thought you were a bit less durable than I thought. With all that speed you had I thought you'd be tougher..." She mused, her brows raising, as if she were more .....interested than actually concerned with V's wellbeing. She circled her, peering down before canting her head to the side and putting on a calm look. "So. You got your workout all done yet? Or do you wanna tussle a bit more? I'll do my best not to break anything." She assured the woman, a light smile decorating her lips this time around. At the very least she deduced that the woman needed to let out some steam. A bit less....beating her ass. Maybe a bit more actually working her out. Some back and forth. She wanted the girl's energy all expended, so that hopefully she could have a proper conversation with her. From there she would see if this was a project worth investing in. Maybe even a new ally.

She really wanted to be wasting her time. Just uselessly giving this random vulgar woman something to do. She really hoped....that she wouldn't need V. But the Captain in her imagined she might need someone. And well. Shaolin....... probably didn't want to see her. The change of her name made it ...abundantly clear that she was departing from such things. She couldn't stay in the past. Honestly....she probably couldn't even rely on Shaolin to be of help to her. Not when she was trying to do her own thing.

This woman was probably a horrible fit. She wasn't a shinigami. Clearly some sort of ....battle hungry pervert that was clearly into her.

Honestly. Probably a more healthy pupil than Shaolin had been. And no small amount of shame spiked her thoughts at that.

She'd failed Shaolin.
She'd failed Ichigo.
She'd failed Orihime.
She'd Failed Chad.


Fifth time was the charm right?
She had to hope.

It wasn't entirely surprising the reaction given to her little offer. These sorts of situations usually needed a lot more .....guiding. Ugh, the one time she'd WANT Urahara to be involved in this. Not that she actually wanted him to be involved....not that he wouldn't just involve HIMSELF at some point. But well, future issues. All the same, the sudden jarring shift behind her was noted. Even if she didn't sense the change in the woman's legs behind her, the shift of muscles beneath her was more than enough to know that force was being put somewhere, and Yoruichi shifted her head to the side. Slowly. And by slowly, that meant slow enough that she dodged the kick, but in a way that V would be able to see her do it, allowing that set of feet to flash past her shoulder before her hand snapped up and snared the woman by her ankles, a slow and sly grin spreading across her lips, showing teeth.

"What I want? I just wanna prank the hell out of someone who decided to kick a cat. That's bad luck ya know." She smiled, tightening her grip on the woman's ankles. She considered just folding the woman right there and then kicking her across the field. Hm. As fun as that would be.

She vanished, another flicker of movement as she shifted off ot thew woman, now standing a short distance away, arms folded, looking pensive. "But you do bring up a good point. I honestly just wanted a bit of exercise myself. But it seems you're a little too mad for that, even despite you seeming pretty quick to jump to lurid assumptions." She observed, her voice sounding tired as if this little game weren't going as well as she'd hoped. "I suppose I could always just go back to what I was doing. And go back to just speedrunning killing hollows around here for the next few months. What do you think, Hm? What would YOU like out of this? I think it's pretty clear your original goal of 'kicking my ass' isn't going to happen. So what now?~" She ventured calmly, not particularly smug or gloating. She spoke as if it were simple fact that V wasn't going to be beating her up anytime soon.