New Crazy Gets an Upgrade

Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:50 am

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The crazy arrancar's version of How the Arrancar Stole Christmas didn't work well some fucking old man who might have had the hots for her. But the dude was a major threat and that is something she didn't needed and she didn't want that or finding someone powerful and the fruitcake might kill her. This crazy bastard is strong as fuck but in a fight who knows somebody might catch her off guard and then do some horrible things to her body. This always happen someone who wants to play the hero stops her and then that person rides off in the sunset and that the end of that western movie. The main fucking point to this the villain loses; Anastasia didn't want that at all she wanted to become stronger and she's been passing it up for a long time. The girl is good at pulling major pranks instead of training and that seems to be the problem every time not focusing on what is important which is finding a way of getting strong.

She didn't losing weight at the chinese dude on television who was more focused on his abs instead of telling the truth that cardio doesn't really help with the fat people. Annie was always wondering what other secrets that chinese instructor that looked like the fusion version of Bruce lee and Steven seagal's lovechild. The thing is weight watchers and Jenny Craig were good choices for humans but the only way for those people getting help from Lizzie Borden the best private instructor in the world. But nothing was going to solve Annie's problem unless she wants something so bad like the two final forms of the arrancar power. She wants the Segunda and the Sync Ress and the crazy girl doesn't matter if she need to do the Hueco ChainSaw Massacre to do it because those forms will get her one thing. The thing she has been wanting for a long time the word respect thing is everybody is slapping her like the ragdolls almost a lost show of Raggedy Ann and Andy. She doesn't want to become one of those people that almost becomes a distant memory like those people who started on the Facts of Life.

Anastasia wanted to find a quicker way of unlocking those forms and without her medical tools and medical abilities the arrancar was helpless. She needed to be better than she already is but she hated to be that person the Sadistic Seiyu again she was ruthless then that Dr. Giggles but that dude got it in the end. She was thinking there had to be another way of getting what she wants then the arrancar thought of something and this was bad. Annie didn't want to play an episode of Keeping up with the Kardashians, Ashlei acts too much that girl played in horror movies and she knocked up Mana Kardashian. Dumping her boyfriend Touketsu saying that love with conquer any trial of sex that gets in there way. How many times has Mana been watching the movie of Basic Instinct with Sharon Stone and Michael Douglas. "I guess there one way to get what I want......Las Noches. I guess I can't Jack Nichelson to give me any pointers his role in The Shining was so perfect but still the villain was defeated again. Their doing the Freddy Krueger remake but they got that butthole Yuudeshi to play the lead. I guess if you want something done right you should do it yourself before the police come and find you. Don't worry I will be a good girl and hoping we can have multiple children and live happily ever after without any vultures coming to steal you away from me. The Octomom won't be the only one who has multiple children....this arrancar will one day break the Guiness Book of World Records and finally have my Anastasia Kurosaki. That will be GREAT.......I MEAN TONY THE TIGER. With Mr.Food from Channel 7 sticking it to Orihime and Rukia saying Ohh it so good" She said.

The arrancar teleported back into Las Noches hoping to find in this dump...Aizen's secret stash the very thing that can help transform into something better. But on the side note, Annie could finally steal her stuff the bitches nearly killed her but if she said it once but she'll say it again. "NOBODY GOING TO STEAL MY FUCKING STUFF NOT THAT PREGGO MANA AND NOT HER BOOMSTICK ASHLEI THAT TRANSFORM AND READY TO FORM VOLTRON IS BORN. NOT TODAY......I GETTING MY STUFF FUCK THAT....IF I FIND AIZEN'S SECRET STASH MORE POWER TO ME. NO WAY IS THAT BOUNCER FROM BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD...INAMI ASTHAVON SHE LOOKS LIKE TODD WITH THAT GUY PEACE DUDE MMKAY" She said. She started looking on certain places until she found the place again her medical items and her hospital weapons the things she'll need. Annie needed to take her stuff and go this Kardashian episode was over as she started bagging up everything hopefully this

Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:10 pm

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Annie thought Mayuri took everything from Szayel's experimenting department that was underground and that creation of his dug the whole place up. Since everybody was gone and maybe this would be a good time to rewrite the security around here ever since the evil organization took over. She started looking over the systems seeing if she screw around with any of them and then finally re-routing the power the crazy one succeeds. Now the security system; Shadowfall had a delicate system one that had failsafes within the security system some of them were hard to remove. Annie managed to remove the harmful devices replacing them with arrancar security systems which she stole from many local stores hoping no one else would be coming after her.

She wanted some privacy because the arrancar wanted an rematch oh how she was humiliated by the demon queen and killed in the worst way ever. She didn't like that so the arrancar had a plan the time had come for the crazy one to learn the segunda etapa the third level of her powers the greatest level of an arrancar. However, She was a strong arrancar but in order to challenge someone like Mana again the crazy one will have to learn the highest level of an arrancar. In her mind; Annie thought she taken back Las Noches for the first time ever an arrancar was the sole owner of this place it was just a matter of time. All she needs to do is defeat Ashlei Clixx and then she'll gain a better title as the Queen of Hueco Mundo oh her dreams will finally come true. "I need to do a lot around here but I've done it. Anastasia El Dante Castillo has taken back Las Noches from Shadowfall in your face ya horn headed bitch thought you won against me. But really what the fuck did horn head demon do to this place you can smell the sex around here. Is this the place where Ashlei Jenner decided to become a man??? Another Keeping up the Asthavons episode that was banned from the public but placed in the local newspaper named The Enquirer. But for Las Noches can't ya call Tim the Toolman Taylor and his assistant Al for emergencies like this but good god that was a great show." She thought.

With Las Noches secure; Anastasia went to the training grounds this was it if she was ready to earn her Segunda Etapa powers this was the turning point.

Fri Apr 10, 2015 2:54 pm

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Annie started getting to work still learning the segunda etapa was going to be a long process still after all this time she thought maybe this would be the time to learn. All of her friends were gone still there was time to make new ones always the thing that drove her was the thought of marrying Ichigo Kurosaki that was the strongest emotion inside of her. She wanted to protect him and his loved ones still she was just an arrancar with an unique set of skills maybe it was time to focus more of those. But first things first the arrancar wanted to bring out her segunda etapa form this was going to be hard to do. Anastasia was thinking how she should go about doing this and yet Cifer would have been a good help but the guy was unavailable at the moment. She then thought it might something to do with her Zanpakutō it was worth a shot as she unsheathes her weapon and then transforms into her Resurrección state and then now what. The arrancar was wondering what to do next then the thought cross her mind maybe drawing out more power and evolving to a higher level. She started drawing out more spiritual pressure as white energies started flowing with her body the arrancar started to try to focus on something and that might help in her evolution. The only thought was about Ichigo and how she wanted a family with him but she ignored the thought about the other person that she been thinking about for a while.

The demon known as Damien Zarathos saved her life from the threat and death from the demon queen Mana Asthavon; She never knew a demon would give a damn about her and her antics anyway. But that wasn't the only thing on her mind either as her spiritual pressure started to grow thinking about revenge on the way Mana defeated her. Deep down she wanted to get back at her for that to think someone who defeated the demon queen the last she remembers; Damien wanted to bring peace to the world. Now it was clear to her now the arrancar had two purposes in life becoming something in Ichigo's life and getting revenge on the Keeping up with the Asthavons. To think Mana had the nerve to go on Enquirer and call Rob Asthavon fat who look talking the bitch went on a porn shoot and pose naked with her big booty.

Annie breaks the fourth wall by shattering the glass....

"Come on creator, Deep down you know you wanted to bang dat ass and stuck it to Kanye West like the rest the brothers had thought. Then again Kris Jenner might post the sex scene on the show and ruin another family member like she did. I mean Scott is done he thinks sex is like an episode of Transformers.....Penis...Transform and roll out. You know Kourtney will become Megatron and kick his ass ending their relationship. But they did that already. But hey this is just me...Hey let's get back to this shall we." Annie said.

Fourth wall moment ends.......

Annie was drawing up more spiritual pressure then even before as her Resurrección form was growing in power and then she was thinking of an name. She wanted revenge as the thought of her death started flashing before her eyes she wanted to defeat all of the Asthavons in her own crazy way and her revenge will finally be complete. Then the arrancar finally said the words as the new form started to materialize both taking form and shape as the arrancar tried to clam down. Annie was wondering what the hell just happen the white spiritual pressure had vanished and the arrancar herself had taken a different form. This form wasn't like her Ress or her Dues Ex; Annie couldn't believe it she had actually done it the crazy arrancar had achieve the segunda state. She felt stronger this was a major accomplish but seconds the form disappears returning the arrancar back to normal then she wonders what the hell happen. "Now I feel like Amy from Everybody Loves Raymond......That episide when Marie want those letters from her and Robert.....What Happen???? I don't understand???" She said.

She then thought maybe the form itself needed a name before trying for it again and then she started trying to think of some names for the form itself.

The arrancar had thought of an name and started to trying again turning back into her Ress state and then activating the form only this time. Annie started with the release phrase saying "Torture Accbadocaballero". Within her Resurrección, Anastasia El Dante will take a breath as black arrancarized pressure was start pulsating throughout her body making her body a bit stronger. The black energy unlocks the hidden power inside of her body awakening the Segunda power. Anna's Resurrección goes into a fast transformation as the Segunda Etapa is activated and her spiritual power is an outpouring amount of pitch black energy. Once this is all done, Anna is within her Segunda Etapa state as her spiritual energy calms downs as pitch black arrancarized spiritual energy pulsates around her then finally dies down. Annie reappears within her segunda etapa state after finally managing to control the form at last still this was an achievement though but more work needed to be done. If she ever wants revenge and look good doing it she need to become better then she already is give the Asthavons a Montreal Screwjob like Vince did to Bret Hart. But this time Annie will give the Montreal Screwjob to Mana ruining her plans and ending the horror nightmare once and for all.

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