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Welcome to Aperture Science Laboratories! We will begin testing at the sound of the horn.

WAAAAAAAAH.

Please pick up the Aperture Science Portal Creation Device! This device can be used to bend time and space to your will! (Warning; Do not point the Aperture Science Portal Creation Device at your face. Aperture Science is not responsible for any bending of time and/or space that occurs to your person)

Now, for the state approved mandatory introduction session of the test! Please turn to the camera and state your name and intentions for recording purposes!

Hello! Bolexle here, you may have seen me on such sites as Bleach Gotei, BSRP, and everyone's favorite, Platinum Hearts 2 years ago! Now you may be wondering, "Bolexle, why are you back after such a long hiatus?" Well Billy, the funny thing about being a nerd is sometimes you just have to go and write fanfiction about Japanese cartoons with a bunch of other people online to sate your filthy nerdy urges!

"But Bolexle, that sounds weird and frightens me!"

Ha ha ha. You see Billy, it does that to many people! That's why we use internet pseudonyms and tell no one about what we do! Because we all know that deep down inside this is just some strange way of revealing sexual tension that has built up from not having access to the opposite sex!

"Wow Bolexle, it all makes so much sense!"

Yes it does Billy... Yes it does.
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I AM NOT WEIRD I PROMISE PLEASE DON'T HATE ME.

Sup?

......that was just incredible.

Welcome back to the site, Bolexie. I am the Moderator Gin and am here for any and all needs you might have (maybe not sexual though....). I'm sure everyone on the site is glad you're here, and so am I. I suggest getting reacquainted with the site by checking out the basic rules, species, and organizations on the side bar. Have a fantastic day!

*waves a paw at Bolexle*

Hiya there, resident keeper of insanity here! Insane and proud I say, always proud of it. I mean, why not be proud of who you are? And yes, I have plenty of sexual tension, but what do you mean, "not having access to the opposite sex"? My gender is female, and almost all of my friends are males. Wait, but I do have a Y chromosome by mistake, somebody needs to fix that, have an apparatus that can do so? But I dun even want a girl for sure...

Okay, okay, enough of my insanity. Welcome back to the site, nice to meet you. I don't believe I was here when you were around before, I hope we can get along real well. If you want to know more about my insanity, feel free to ask, or whatever. Anyway, nuff craziness.

Welcome Back to Platinum Hearts
Bolexle