It is time to Awoo

Elyss should have seen this coming. She did, quite literally, suggest it first. And, Ulv is not a woman to miss a chance for anything suggestive for humorous or serious situations. Elyss is unsure which side of the spectrum Ulv is leaning on, but after the heartfelt moment, she couldn’t believe that the brute would pull something like this. Well, actually, she could believe it. It’s Ulv. It’s not Ulv unless she pulls an antic of this sort. Though, Ulv already knows Elyss isn’t one to easily bite. However, it’s not like Elyss is as uptight as she was in the past, and the thoughts that bloomed in her mind caused her to really rethink how this woman across from her has affected her current mindset.

“Well, I suppose tying you up in the middle of the squad’s makeshift barracks will surely lead to a wondrous time. Squad 7’s relief center, yeah? Come one. Come all. Come and deal with any stress you may have collected over the days with the great and mighty Ulv. She’ll do whatever is asked of her like the good maid she is.”

Mischief reflects back at Ulv as Elyss slurps down more of her ramen. Hmm… If Elyss is completely honest with herself, she’d agree that her little return taunt felt good to comment. She felt a sort of relief and freedom about saying whatever unholy thought ventured through her mind. Never being one to keep her mind silenced, actually speaking the lewdness that she sometimes thinks about is signs of growth… or maybe signs of her true degeneracy.

“...”

Ulv is an actress. That is certain. Though, Elyss isn’t that sexually minded to actually get flustered herself by this display being put on. But, in all honesty, the fact that Ulv is feigning as some innocent maid being demanded to be put in a risque situation just makes everything far too surreal for the redhead to actually process accurately. In an attempt to simply ignore the situation and all the looks being thrown their way, Elyss lifts her bowl and starts slurping down the broth within hoping her lack of manners ruins the atmosphere just a bit. However, it might just make her seem more of a brute and inconsiderate which would work well with how she seems to be bullying a simple maid.

Would people actually know this is Ulv? She is dressed up, but the face, height, and build is somewhat the same. If Ulv is as legendary as Elyss thinks she is, hopefully most gets the gist of the situation. But, now that just makes her think about if anyone even knows how sexually inclined the woman across from her is.

“Bwah. Cut it out Ulv. You know I’m not about to tie you up anywhere or whatever. As if I would do something like that in front of people either. Come on. You know me.”

She puts her bowl down and sighs before sitting back and folds her arms.

Eh? Elyss didn’t bother voicing her annoyance with having her mouth wiped at. Though, unpredictable? Pssh.

“I’m not that unpredictable. You’ll probably know my next movements to be honest if you know me well enough… I think… And, don’t call me lady charge. I’m not in charge of anything. I don’t really care about you carrying out your sentence, but I’d rather this be just Ulv and Elyss, not a Shinigami and their servant or whatever.”

Actually, she does do some pretty unorthodox things from time to time. Though, her schedule is usually the same: train, duties, and then help people. What she helps people with is up to what is needed. Ulv, of course, as usual, took her and threw her into a new situation as easily as stream flowing downhill. This is a much needed break however that Elyss will appreciate when she doesn’t fall over from exhaustion from overexerting herself.

Elyss isn’t the brightest woman. That’s been proven many times. She’d fit into the dumb but good at heart cliche near perfectly, yeah? At least her mistake isn’t anything too embarrassing. Though, being reminded of the general motions that Ulv and her go through is rather annoying. It’s better than this however. For some reason, Ulv seems more infuriating with her words than she did in the past. As Ulv smiles, Elyss frowns.

“You know. Just stay like this forever then. I guess some things do need to change anyway.”

Ouja-sama? Ulv really is nailing in with all these names that aren’t Elyss’ name. No point in getting any bit of peeved about it. Ulv does what she does when she does and how she does. What would be the point of resisting anyway? There actually is nothing for her to do today besides exhaust herself further helping others. Isn’t that was brought her here in the first place, yeah? No way is Ulv going to let her return to such a hazardous lifestyle as long as she’s around.

“Fine. You can do all that stuff. I guess one day of pampering wouldn’t hurt.”

She rises from her seat stretching. She actually feels nice with a full stomach. Though, she can feel her weariness getting to her with her body feeling more comfortable and less starved. Dammit. She doubts she would be capable of anything else today anyhow.

“Let’s get back. I’m tired of being out and about.”