pick up lines fun for some but funny to all xD

ok this is how it works. some one puts a "pick up line " and the next poster reacts to it.

[*]note plz use asexual terms like "you they and them) cause you really don't know the gender of the next poster

example a man in a blue suit walks up to you. his breath smelling like alcohol.
"hey baby I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true"

ME: slaps him across the face with all her mite sending him flying "get away creep" walk away after word _____________________________________________________
she walks up to you in in a black cocktail dress. and tack a sit by you look at you playfully and say "You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."

ME: But what if the fall ends to soon?

"You ever work on the sea? Because you've reeled me in quite well."

Are you shore? I can be pretty feisty.


Are you from Tennessee? Because I like that state.

with lines like that you well only be like taxis " the lone star state"

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas?

. . . if your eyes aren't broken.


Help me up, I just can't stand without you.

Get a crutch.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

green and swollen.. the only think you should be trying to get with is a doctor.

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Aw thank you how nice!

I was scared for a second : I thought that heaven only existed after death.

we ant in heaven but keep talking to me like that and we could be before the night is up.


Im a thief and Im here to steal your heart

well be sure to have more then enough lockpicks named patience and dedication!

I'm temporarily lost, since you star struck me without warning.