WHERE'S THE BEEF? No seriously.....

"WHERE'S THE BEEF" he yelled.

Amon been straving for food being a different place wasn't going to calm down his stomach it was yelling for food, he could go to karakura town. The demon's brother was beaten bad by a hollow so scratch this idea so the demon needed another plan. Kaleb was hurt badly but hopefully he heal his ass back up so he could plot a dark revenge on the hollow race, Amon wasn't going to interfere with that. The demon knew that his brother was just going to get himself killed planing whatever his brother got up his sleeve. The hunger issues were still hurting his stomach the demon needed something to eat and quick really this wasn't going to be a problem for him.

The krusnik Seth was playing with some other demons which seemed alright to him, Amon turned to his shishi state and open a portal. "Nah, I had it with Karakura town those fuckers can have it.....Too much shinigami, ziamichi and iramasha bullshit already" he thought. The demon was distant town and people were walking the streets and he quickly shifted into his human state hiding in the alleys for cover. The alleys were a stinkhold but still back to the matter at hand the demon wanted something to eat, Amon was hungry but where should he had his demon bloody mary chow at. The demon was looking at few places thinking a dinner place like Bob and Johns Super International was good but pizza wasn't enough it was a tasty place. The demon wanted various items to sink his teeth into because killing animals was getting him hunted by stronger opponents. The demon's stomach wanted food now growling for it then the demon spotted a Wegmans International across some streets. The demon started running as some flying cars started coming his way and somebody a car flip him the bird. Amon grabbed a mailbox floating sign and threw it at the car which crash into a semi super truck the demon witness an explosion. "I love the smell of death and blood in the morning technically it isn't morning but who counting" He yelled. The demon finally made it into the store busting through the window and started wondering what goodies were inside. The meat section was the thing he wanted sinking his demon teeth into a bear in his true form would also be good. To his surprise, Amon saw most of the things that he wanted in bag as he started reading most of them required water and some a microwave to nuke them until the food was ready to grow to normal. Amon started wondering what the fuck was going on here where the beef more important where the meat and everything but the demon calmed down. "MUTHA******* SHINIGAMI & HUMANS YOUR DAMN TECHNOLOGY IS RUINING THE DEMON WAY OF LIFE" He thought The demon saw a water jug but it needed money to activate it, Amon was pissed and torn the water jug in half almost fill with water. He threw a few food bags into the water and they started growing then he saw meat and started chowing down on some medium steaks, turkey, a few hams and mash potatoes. Finally, Amon was getting himself some well deserve nourishment wiping his face tearing apart a whole baked chicken. "Oh yeah, You getting some food down there now enjoy it......Hmmm, Some jerk or fucker will be coming down this way" He thought. Amon nods thinking just use his shishi mudo and teleport the fuck outta dodge before he spotted but if it was a human. The demon was going to punch the bastard right in the face how dare if gets bother while in food devourment it should be a fucking sin. A few hours & soda drinks later, Amon was looking for dessert thinking it was somewhere close but someone was coming a human looking a major mess on the ground. She was heading over to the dessert area hearing fourteen gigantic burps because the demon shifted into his true form. The human started screaming and started yelling "Shoplifter help police...Please don't eat me please". Amon's face was cover in neopolitan ice cream super bars how the fuck was he going to eat an human in that state then the sounds of police sirens. The demon looks outside seeing a bunch a police heading to the supermarket, he needed to find the exit and leave the fuck outta here. "Wait, I should get some food while I'm here no way that this big demon going to leave empty handed" he thought. He grabs the water jug and some food bags and actually does a shoulder charge into the exit as cars with flying right into him. One of them hits him right in the eye and then the demon was hurt with his other eye he saw the cops coming. The demon ran back into the alleys with his stuff trying to avoid traffic coming his way but the bastard finally makes it. Some bums were trying to sleep in a abandon warehouse, Amon hopes he left no traces for the police to find shifting to human form.

"Fuck, I think I lost them" He thought.

The cops arrested some people who their thought were the shoplifters as the demon was looking out the window a lucky break. Amon started laughing silently at least the laws of this city hadn't change at all sooner or later the police will fuck with the wrong person.