A Day of Relaxation (private)

Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:22 am

Deadpool was lying on a rooftop, enjoying the beautiful afternoon in the Real World. Of course, he was slacking off work again. For him, the only time a man can truly rest is when he was slacking off. Down on the street, a little girl with an ice-cream cone was walking happily, enjoying her most-likely newly purchased treat. Deadpool felt like being an asshole, so he carefully jumped down and kicked the ice-cream as hard as she could into the girl's face, then started laughing hysterically as she couldn't realize what had happened. "Damn, being a ghost is awesome!" he said, then took a small piece of paper from his pocket, scratched a line from it with a pen, then looked at the next item on the list. "Hmm... Being an asshole towards a little girl - check. Now I gotta find some vegetarians and feed them some magic, levitating meatloaf!" he said and jumped back on the roof, searching for a place from which he can buy some meat.

Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:35 am

~Urufu Tatsumaki~

A lone boy had been watching form the shadows of an alley in between the ice cream shop and an un-strategically placed porn shop. As the ice cream was kicked by a shinigami, Urufu smirked. What an idiot Shinigami. Didn't he know that some people actually could see him? It didn't matter, though, as he was soon quite distracted. As the girl cried, her face flushed red. A dark red. Because Blood was there. Blood. Shooting forward with pure human speed that matched a shunpo, Urufu grabbed the girl and was back in the alley in a flash, his hand over the struggling human's mouth. "Shut up." He growled, before twisting her neck swiftly. With a crack, her life ebbed from her body. Swiftly, he parted his lips and slid his tongue out, snaking the abnormally long appendage along her warm throat, feeling her pulse through the slimy organ. Nearly moaning at the delicious taste to come, he parted his jawline with a crack (he had not fed in a while) and slid his fangs over her still-warm throat. Clamping down hard, he shook his head violently and ripped a decent sized chunk from her neck, swallowing the flesh and bone whole. Then, he placed his lips over the wound and sucked the blood out hard. It didn't take long. Soon, he had drained the corpse. Tossing it in the dumpster, he found a broken lighter on the ground next to it. Picking it up, he flicked the metal circlet with a long, jagged finger nail and was amused that if still worked. Lightning a box on fire, he tossed that into the dumpster as well, before nearly crying. He had now accessed the girls memories, and felt her sadness from the shinigami kicking her ice cream.

Oh how he would pay. Flitting up the wall, he gouged his claws deep into the brick and climbed like the wind, making it to the roof in no time. Jumping along the roof, he soon spotted the man. This wouldn't take long. Running along the roof, his bare feet thudded quietly against the graval, not feeling pain due to years of walking on glass, twigs, etc. Leaping from the ledge, he stretched his claws out and flew through the air, ready to tackle the man and drain him of his own delicious nectar, as payback for knocking over his..uh..Her ice cream.

Mon Jul 12, 2010 9:40 am

Deadpool noticed the man attacking since before he even decided to attack. After all, he was the world's deadliest mercenary. A few seconds before the claws could reach him, he jumped on his feet and took out the two swords he kept on his back, blocking the stranger's claws. Noticing the blood dripping from the man's mouth, Deadpool immediately made an assumption. "Gee, and I thought "Twilight" totally screwed over the vampires...". Immediately after, he swung both blades horizontally towards the opponent's chest. "What's this all about, Edward? Why the sudden attack? Not that I mind, but... it's a whole new experience to senselessly kill when you have a reason... I guess you can call it "senseful kill"..., Deadpool kept on babbling.