What happens between the Espada is Ashlei's Business

Tue May 17, 2011 10:31 am

The following was a very very odd conversation between me and Portallife while i was on my ipod one night. You can really see how intriguing and bloody scary Ashlei is in this conversation. take your time to read it... its pretty freaky

[16/05/2011 22:46:58] PortalLife: Edwin: How does blood hurt anyway?
[16/05/2011 22:47:14] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Touch it then...
[16/05/2011 22:47:38] PortalLife: Edwin: Sure -touche sit-
[16/05/2011 22:48:05] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: The blood I use thickens, sticks and becomes like searing tar that burns away what it touches
[16/05/2011 22:48:23] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Say bye to those fingers...
[16/05/2011 22:48:28] PortalLife: Edwin: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU- *fingers burn off*
[16/05/2011 22:48:34] PortalLife: Edwin: Godamn it, I did it cause I didn't want to look weak to you
[16/05/2011 22:48:42] PortalLife: Edwin: WEAKNESS IS BAD!! -looks pissed-
[16/05/2011 22:49:14] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Hehe just come here -grabs his burning fingers and sucks the blood of em via putting them in her mouth-
[16/05/2011 22:49:19] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Better?
[16/05/2011 22:49:48] PortalLife: Edwin: A bit... but they still hurt. Ill bear the pain, but I didnt know you drank blood -weird stare-
[16/05/2011 22:50:09] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: It's all I can handle...
[16/05/2011 22:50:22] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Even water makes me feel sick
[16/05/2011 22:50:33] PortalLife: Edwin: ......Weird..
[16/05/2011 22:50:43] PortalLife: Edwin: No bars serve blood in any dimension I know of *smirk*
[16/05/2011 22:50:53] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: But blood excites me... Gets the heart pumping
[16/05/2011 22:51:07] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Every bar sells blood and for free
[16/05/2011 22:51:14] PortalLife: Edwin: I heard that you rip people apart and then fuck them. Im scared for myself. sorta.
[16/05/2011 22:51:19] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: You just kill the bartender...
[16/05/2011 22:51:37] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Hmm... I've been recorded haven't i?
[16/05/2011 22:51:45] PortalLife: Edwin: I DONT KNOW! Its rumors!
[16/05/2011 22:52:12] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: -puts arms round his shoulders- Hehe... Their not wrong
[16/05/2011 22:55:07] PortalLife: Edwin: Do that to me and your a espada down.. -looks scared-
[16/05/2011 22:56:16] PortalLife: Edwin: Honest to god you scare me.. seriously.. just..
[16/05/2011 22:57:32] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I'm scary? -acts cute- But I'm just a little girl...
[16/05/2011 22:57:47] PortalLife: Edwin: I've fought you, I know how insane you are....
[16/05/2011 22:57:54] PortalLife: Edwin: Do you think I'd underestimate you, the Cero Espada!? NO CHANCE!
[16/05/2011 22:57:58] PortalLife: Edwin: WHO IS THAT FOOLISH!/
[16/05/2011 22:59:19] PortalLife: Edwin: You think i'm a idiot!/
[16/05/2011 23:00:47] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: ok then, as your Lady I order you to shut up and let me play...
[16/05/2011 23:00:58] PortalLife: Edwin: Play with what!?
[16/05/2011 23:03:38] PortalLife: Edwin: Just dont kill me -stands still ready for anything-
[16/05/2011 23:04:49] PortalLife: Edwin: If you kill me i'm going to come back from the grave to kick your ass.
[16/05/2011 23:06:05] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Do you know my favourite kind of torture?
[16/05/2011 23:06:21] PortalLife: Edwin: I'd prefer not to know, Ashlei.
[16/05/2011 23:06:46] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: You take a small knife, and draw with it... -draws a smiley face into her own cheek-
[16/05/2011 23:06:55] PortalLife: Edwin: THATS CREEPY!! FUCK!
[16/05/2011 23:07:06] PortalLife: Edwin: YOUR THE ONLY FUCKING THING IN EXISTANCE THAT ACTALLY SCARES ME!
[16/05/2011 23:07:20] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I've done a girls entire body with this in mind
[16/05/2011 23:07:39] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: In the end, she looked as though someone threw pain at her...
[16/05/2011 23:07:49] PortalLife: Edwin: -looks ill- Why am I even loyal to you..
[16/05/2011 23:07:54] PortalLife: Edwin: -is about to vomit-=
[16/05/2011 23:08:14] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Shame... She died after I finished drawing too...
[16/05/2011 23:08:22] PortalLife: Edwin: -vomits near Ashleis foot-
[16/05/2011 23:08:46] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I was somewhat astounded a young girl like her would live that long...
[16/05/2011 23:09:00] PortalLife: Edwin: Just shut up.. no more stories..
[16/05/2011 23:09:18] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: You know what o use for bondage?
[16/05/2011 23:09:21] ||.Chaozi.||: I*
[16/05/2011 23:09:30] PortalLife: Edwin: YOur not going to shut up are you?
[16/05/2011 23:09:50] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: -stabs her own arm with her sword to a wall- Swords...
[16/05/2011 23:09:50] PortalLife: Edwin: You dont care about the fact you've made me vomit..
[16/05/2011 23:10:34] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: But we can regenerate! So even if I'm cut up like i did to that little girl! I cam live to feel it!
[16/05/2011 23:10:50] PortalLife: Edwin: I dont have that skill cause its too advanced for me!
[16/05/2011 23:10:59] PortalLife: Edwin: If I get hurt, I have to fix myself up..
[16/05/2011 23:11:08] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I've been crucified as a prank before...
[16/05/2011 23:11:27] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I was the joker... The audience was the victim...
[16/05/2011 23:11:48] PortalLife: Edwin: I wonder if you're parents are insane...
[16/05/2011 23:11:55] PortalLife: Edwin: I dont know how they couldnt be for you to be like this..
[16/05/2011 23:12:09] PortalLife: Edwin: Infact, do you evne have aeny!/
[16/05/2011 23:12:18] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: -slams Edwin against a wall-
[16/05/2011 23:12:29] PortalLife: Edwin: Did I say something bad!?
[16/05/2011 23:12:54] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Talk about my mother that way... You will have eight limbs, each weighing half the original size...
[16/05/2011 23:13:11] PortalLife: Edwin: -looks scared- I'm sorry.. you can let go.
[16/05/2011 23:13:28] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Want to be in the film human spider?
[16/05/2011 23:13:37] PortalLife: Edwin: I'm not human -blank stare-
[16/05/2011 23:13:52] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: The audience won't know that...
[16/05/2011 23:14:14] PortalLife: Edwin: Would you really kill me off!? Who would replace me as the Sexta!/
[16/05/2011 23:14:21] PortalLife: Edwin: I DONT know any arrancars around here that could!
[16/05/2011 23:14:44] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Why would I kill you?
[16/05/2011 23:14:53] PortalLife: Edwin: You make it sound like you would kill me.
[16/05/2011 23:15:03] PortalLife: Edwin: Or horribly bludgeon me to near-death, I dont know.
[16/05/2011 23:15:12] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I would only kill those that don't show me what they can do
[16/05/2011 23:15:24] PortalLife: Edwin: In that case..
[16/05/2011 23:15:33] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: You say your strong? You can prove it like this too...
[16/05/2011 23:15:36] PortalLife: Edwin: -Charges a Cero- This is one of the things I can do.
[16/05/2011 23:15:39] PortalLife: -Shoop da woop
[16/05/2011 23:16:38] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: -Dashes forwards, Licks the side of his face before spinning around and holding him in an arm lock-
[16/05/2011 23:16:56] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: A personal cannon eh?
[16/05/2011 23:17:11] PortalLife: Edwin: YOU THINK you could hold me like this!?
[16/05/2011 23:17:12] ||.Chaozi.||: -pretends to aim like a turret-
[16/05/2011 23:17:20] PortalLife: Edwin: HEY! IM NOT YOUR TURRET!
[16/05/2011 23:17:22] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Yes...
[16/05/2011 23:17:31] PortalLife: Edwin: -tries to struggle free- GET OFF ME GODAMN IT!
[16/05/2011 23:17:47] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: -jumps up and wraps legs around his waist-
[16/05/2011 23:18:04] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: No this feels nice and it rather amusing...
[16/05/2011 23:18:21] PortalLife: Edwin: I swear to god I am going to suprass you and become the Cero Espada.. and maybe this madness wont happen..
[16/05/2011 23:18:25] PortalLife: Edwin: ONE DAY!
[16/05/2011 23:18:36] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Madness?...
[16/05/2011 23:18:42] PortalLife: Edwin: Mandess..
[16/05/2011 23:18:47] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: THIS... IS...
[16/05/2011 23:18:51] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Lame...
[16/05/2011 23:18:55] PortalLife: Edwin: Las NOCHES!
[16/05/2011 23:19:03] PortalLife: Edwin: -breaks AShleis grip and fires a Bala at her quite fast-
[16/05/2011 23:19:07] PortalLife: Edwin: ...Bitch
[16/05/2011 23:19:40] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: -explodes, her clothes are now torn up and he is bleeding-
[16/05/2011 23:19:58] PortalLife: Edwin: Godamn.. now leave me.. be. Im going to rest.. -he waks off-
[16/05/2011 23:19:59] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: YES... THIS IS HOW I LIKE IT!!!
[16/05/2011 23:20:06] PortalLife: Edwin: Oh my god I made a bad mistake..
[16/05/2011 23:20:22] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Get back her, I need to eat your face...
[16/05/2011 23:20:38] PortalLife: Edwin: YOu can eat it later.
[16/05/2011 23:21:25] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Hehe... You really have no balls...
[16/05/2011 23:21:39] PortalLife: Edwin: -Turns around with a threatning manner- Did you just.. say.. I was weak..
[16/05/2011 23:21:43] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Why give up the chance to play with a girl like me?
[16/05/2011 23:21:54] PortalLife: Edwin: Cause your a fucking psychopath.. not a girl..
[16/05/2011 23:22:09] PortalLife: Edwin: A psychopathic girl who has more power than nearly everyone.
[16/05/2011 23:22:13] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I just know what excites me...
[16/05/2011 23:22:29] PortalLife: Edwin: What excites me is being the strongest.. but thats not possible..
[16/05/2011 23:22:38] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: My own twitching corpse doesn't work, I need others...
[16/05/2011 23:22:47] PortalLife: Edwin: You'd use your own Espadas for it?
[16/05/2011 23:24:14] PortalLife: Edwin: Okay. Fuck it. Im a scaredy-cat. -runs-
[16/05/2011 23:25:41] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Cmon... Is it my stories?
[16/05/2011 23:25:51] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I'll tell you another...
[16/05/2011 23:26:08] PortalLife: Edwin: -he turns around and walks back to her- Im curious.. What isi t.
[16/05/2011 23:26:19] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: When this shinigami told me he was going to shove his blade up my ass...
[16/05/2011 23:26:35] PortalLife: Edwin: What the hell.. that Shinigami was into some sick shit..
[16/05/2011 23:26:57] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Well... II killed him, took his zanoakuto and used it later...
[16/05/2011 23:27:08] PortalLife: Edwin: OH my god..
[16/05/2011 23:27:14] PortalLife: Edwin: YOU KNOW HOW MUCH YOU SICKEN ME!?
[16/05/2011 23:27:35] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I didn't tell you the best part...
[16/05/2011 23:27:42] PortalLife: Edwin: Oh god I cant wait.
[16/05/2011 23:27:51] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: -leans close and whispers-
[16/05/2011 23:28:04] PortalLife: Edwin: What?
[16/05/2011 23:28:06] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: You can't even see the hilt...
[16/05/2011 23:28:16] PortalLife: Edwin: OH MY..
[16/05/2011 23:28:29] PortalLife: Edwin: -he simply tries to punch her in the face-
[16/05/2011 23:28:33] PortalLife: Edwin: SHUT UP!
[16/05/2011 23:28:35] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Bending over does tend to sting...
[16/05/2011 23:29:06] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: can you take it out actually? I haven't managed to reach it yet...
[16/05/2011 23:29:26] PortalLife: Edwin: Only if I was faced with dying would I do that..
[16/05/2011 23:29:45] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I think he called it zabimaru... And it wouldn't go into sealed state so I just used that...
[16/05/2011 23:30:00] PortalLife: Edwin: .....That isnt who Im thinking of is it..
[16/05/2011 23:30:41] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Let's say pulling for a bit doesnt get it out...
[16/05/2011 23:31:22] PortalLife: Edwin: .......How am I supposed to answer this..
[16/05/2011 23:31:27] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: I'd make an excellent mature thread... Wouldn't I Edwin?
[16/05/2011 23:31:31] PortalLife: Edwin: Your the most, sickest...
[16/05/2011 23:31:35] PortalLife: Edwin: THIS IS NOT EVEN MATURE!
[16/05/2011 23:31:49] PortalLife: Edwin: ITS SOMETHING YOUD FIND ON THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF FUCKING MOTHERLESS
[16/05/2011 23:31:50] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: AHAHAHAHA!
[16/05/2011 23:32:00] PortalLife: Edwin: THIS IS PLAIN SADO-MACHOISM ANAL RAPE
[16/05/2011 23:32:14] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: Did you say I was motherless?
[16/05/2011 23:32:30] PortalLife: Edwin: ...It was a porn site with child porn... thats what Motherless was.
[16/05/2011 23:32:39] PortalLife: Edwin: THATS WHERE YOUR STORY BELONGS!
[16/05/2011 23:32:49] ||.Chaozi.||: Ashlei: interesting...
[16/05/2011 23:33:34] PortalLife: Edwin: You abloustely sicken me.
[16/05/2011 23:33:38] PortalLife: Edwin: Im going to have nightmares...

Tue May 17, 2011 10:33 am

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Tue May 24, 2011 1:49 am

-reads-

O_O I'd love to know what you two would get up to if you knew each other in Real life.... ._.

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