My Pokemon need usernames :o

This may sound utter nonsense or really lame but Im actually in the mood to change the names of my pokemon into the users of this site. So basically what im asking is, name me a pokemon, ill get it and name it after you xD

Wondering why im really doing this? Does chaozi-kins need a reason? Also lets refrain from Doubles please. Cause if Five people want a single pokemon as them, well Ill just choose the best fitting.

Oh yeh theres sum rules by the way:
The pokemon has to reflect your personality in some way
Im only gonna catch you at level one and train you up from there
No legendaries. Honestly...godmodding in pokemon...
Shineys = nope. Their not easy to find


Chaozi is an Absol! The Chaos Bringer! Its in the name!

(pictures in a white backround like mine would be nice. Just cause their pretty to look at :P)

I want the Muthafuckin Metapod.



I'm lazy, I don't like to attack, I have suicidal rage, and I get hard easily XD

Shuckle for me. High defense, doesn't care about much, glad to hide when necessary.

The Prideful, powerful Arcanine!

Heracross live in groups in deep forests. They bite through the bark of trees with their strong jaws to get to the sweet sap inside. This suggests a relation to fellow Bug-type Pinsir, who share many of the same habits. Heracross's eating habits unwittingly enter them into a symbiotic relationship with Butterfree, who also love tree sap, but lack the strength to get to it. Despite their size, great strength, and powerful horns, Heracross are really docile creatures who prefer peace over resorting to violence

that sums me up somewhat I guess

Magnemite for me :3

I'm without a doubt Typhlosion or Quilava... :3

But seeing as they are a gold/silver starter, make me the god damn Charizard...