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Don't Be A Sad Mother Fucker (role)Playing With Yourself In That Dark Corner, Check Out Frost's Advertising Pitch Request
Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:09 pm
«STEP YOUR PITCHING GAME UP»
Got your attention?
Good.
I'll keep this brief and to the point: I seem to have fun advertising/promoting shit. So, just come through with this thread if you want a certain thing pitched/advertised correctly on the site.
It's useful for:
- Getting people interested in your ideas [Nobody is fucking interested in boring text where everything is about you, you, you, you. Read my lips: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, THEY CARE ABOUT THEM!]
- Selling something
- Showing the value of your project
And since I don't feel like writing up some Lord Of The Rings Novel that'll bore you to fucking death with shit you don't give a fuck about just to explain the basic mechanic of this thread, I'm going to just show you some of my work:
EXAMPLE 1
EXAMPLE 2
EXAMPLE 3
You like that shit? Then just throw me a request below on what you want and I'll see if I'll write something up as I found something that sparks my writing.
Good.
I'll keep this brief and to the point: I seem to have fun advertising/promoting shit. So, just come through with this thread if you want a certain thing pitched/advertised correctly on the site.
It's useful for:
- Getting people interested in your ideas [Nobody is fucking interested in boring text where everything is about you, you, you, you. Read my lips: NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU, THEY CARE ABOUT THEM!]
- Selling something
- Showing the value of your project
And since I don't feel like writing up some Lord Of The Rings Novel that'll bore you to fucking death with shit you don't give a fuck about just to explain the basic mechanic of this thread, I'm going to just show you some of my work:
EXAMPLE 1
- Spoiler:
- "Sick of RPing with protag characters who ARE GOING TO SAVE THE WORLD WITH A MAGICAL CLOUD OF JUSTICE?
Tired of role playing with characters have personalities that are flat as a anorexic crack fiend's ass and have no backbone to their causes?
Then stop wasting time with jokers and role play with Atlas. What you'll receive is someone who does not play by the books, a character that isn't some ZOMGWTFBBQHAXZORS 0 tier and is thus approachable for more intimate and in-depth character building and interactions in threads.
He will provide a good medium to engage in mission threads, is willing to do whatever it takes to enforce the kingdom of Vastime and will provide a good counterbalance to characters who need more resolve in the way they want to achieve their sense of protagism, or to show that not all good guys are goody-two shoe brats without balls.
So if you are or anyone with mid tier characters want to deal with the underhand shadow of a figure who maintains a nations strength, then read my chapsticked lips: THIS CHARACTER IS FOR YOU
Hit Morph's PM in order to disclose more information and to get fun role plays sorted out between other mid tier antags, protags and neutral characters to have more variety between the GODZILLA TIER NIGGAS and the WEAK AS A WET PAPER BAG IN THE WIND characters"
EXAMPLE 2
- Spoiler:
- "You. YEAH YOU RIGHT THERE MOTHER FUCKER! The one sitting there behind their keyboard wasting hours of their time on people who don't have jackshit planned for their character.
STOP ROLE PLAYING WITH PURPOSELESS PROTAGS!!!!!
STOP ROLE PLAYING WITH PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO DIRECTION!!!!
STOP ROLEPLAYING WITH PEOPLE WHO JUST DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
Instead, drop all of that shit and hook up with Hayden for in-depth character themes, threading, development and interaction. Rather than playing around with a lot of other joker 0 tier characters who don't have any story or direction in their life, Hayden is an ideal 0 tier character to role play with because he can serve as a good character to help discuss a wide varying of themes ranging from a strong sense of justice, war, the brutality of life or he can just be someone to help mentor your sorry ass 4 tier character if the plot is good enough.
It's not about the powers with this guy, it's more about what you can provide to the depth of a man who is able to run an entire fucking African Nation from the ground up on his back and worked from day one to get his shit right.
So, if you have an antag, protag OR WHATEVER THE COLORFUL FUCK YOU have:
PAY. ATTENTION.
ROLE PLAY WITH HAYDEN DESMOND TO GET THE BEST BANG FOR YOUR BUCK IF YOU WANT A CHARACTER AND PERSON ABLE TO PROVIDE LONG-LASTING PLOTS WITH ACTUAL MEANING BEHIND THEM!
THIS CHARACTER IS FOR YOU IF YOU DO NOT WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BOZO'S GOING NOWHERE!
So, does this sound up your ally? I sure in the fuck think it does.
If you want to role play with with him, here's whatchya do:
1. PM Morph.
2. Pitch a plot to him that has the ability to turn into an arc
3. Wait to see if he accepts!
4. You wait, see if your accept and get OMMMMMMMMMGGGGG SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THREADS
EXAMPLE 3
- Spoiler:
- ""ENOUGH!
ENOUGH WITH THESE BUMMY ASS PEOPLE WHO FLAKE AND DON'T ACTIVELY POST!
Yeah, you know DAMN well that frustartion you get when you pair up with someone, hash out a character plot and then, RIGHT WHEN YOUR ASS IN THE MIDDLE OF ENJOYING IT -- your partner bails out.
Don't you just wanna punch him straight in the kidneys when that happens? I thought so.
This is why you need to invest and get an active RP partner like Mirja. You'll want to RP with her because she stays active, is constant in posting and has a low risk of bailing out if you yourself stay active with her. With this insurance in mind -- YOU'LL SAVE HOURS OF HEADACHE WITH THESE NO-NAME LAMES WHO CAN'T COMMIT TO ANYTHING AND HOURS OF HEARTACHE, TEARS AND FRUSTARTION!
With that autistic screeching out of the way, you'll also want to know that Mirja the character is also good for characters on all tier specturms. As she has a strong fetish for training characters up and this can be good from getting your character out of the status of a bitch to someone who can throw hands with the greatest of them.
So whether you are strong or weak, there is something to gain by RPing with her:
NOW KEEP EYES FOCUSED ON THE SCREEN AND AWAY FROM THAT SECOND TAB WITH THAT HENTAI, NIGGA!
You WILL ACTUALLY finish threads with Mirja and you'll be finishing threads faster than the turn-over rate in the Trump Adminstartion!
Doesn't that sound actually fun? Getting shit finished? Don't pretend like it doesn't.
If you want to follow up on this, then just do this:
1. PM Mirja
2. Give her an idea of a thread you want to do with a character and a possible plot to follow
3. She will review it
4. You all will ride into the sunset and be a couple of bubbly lovely fucks who actually get shit done. "
You like that shit? Then just throw me a request below on what you want and I'll see if I'll write something up as I found something that sparks my writing.
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