Words of Wisdom

One cannot love another until one learned to love oneself. But those who loved oneself too much is a fool who has wet dreams.

Stupidity is not a disease, it is a choice and no one can fix stupid.

Post too small = I have to wing it = More thinking = Headache!

Comedy is usually when something is out of place. However, I did not noticed that penguin back there...no, there...ahh...I think it escaped stage right.

Either do it with a smile or a frown, someone has to go up that 40ft stairway to the stage's grid.

One stupidity after another, it does get boring when the gardening hoe joke started to get stale after the second time around.

Bleating like a sheep does release anger, but it makes you rather sheepish in the end with the crowd looking at you.

Killing the suspect does not mean victory, it spells defeat when it comes to getting special favors from the hottie at the front desk.

Suspects are not savages, they are easy pass to impressing the ladies with your ability to take control of the situation.

Pacifists are the most violent people in the world. Ask the Europeans about Futbol (soccer).

Ingenious...
I can learn much from you, UHCM!

rather good words of wisdom..... now makes me wonder, have any more?