Wolves and Kittens [Mirja/Taichou/invite]

Butchering the beast, the boar feet were quickly prepared for Taichou to snack on while she worked with the rest. A whole boar for two people would seem quite a great deal, but Mirja's body burned off food very quickly with her activity, and Taichou was a woman who knew how to put away many times her own body-weight [admittedly not much for the size of her]. Mirja did not miss the words that came from her Taichou's mouth, however, and so replied when the boar meat was sizzling on the stove.

"Ohh double-u ohh. What is this?" she asked, ruffling Taichou's hair teasingly and making it a complete mess before getting back to food. Soon, there was a venerable feast in front of them, and once it had been set down, Mirja took a breath and became infinately more serious. The room hummed with her thoughts, as pure, unfiltered Intent filled every corner, and made it clear beyond doubt that this was Serious Wolf Time.
"You are a responsible woman, so I will try not to insult you, but be aware of who you are affiliated with now. Arianda is a woman of great, sexual desire. She'll want to have sex with you, a lot. And when it isn't sex there will be cuddles, kisses, sleeping on your head. She's an exceptionally physical woman. So practice now how to stay no with a stern and forceful voice, and stick to your guns. She will sulk and whine and look like a kicked puppy, but you can't give in, because that is bad behaviour to condone. And while she might not seem it at all, she is still part of Shadowfall, and is still Mana's wife. If she ever tries to give you any sort of seal, tattoo, magical body piercing or anything of the sort, refuse vehemently and with great vigor. It matters not what boons she claims comes with it, it matters not how much she tries to convince you, it matters not about anything. There is nothing but bad news on the end of those sticks"

The room throbbed, the walls seemed to close in, and then it was all over, and Mirja took an comically large bite out of her boar meat and chewed with huge bulging cheeks like she was part squirrel, and not part Wolf.