The forest burnt down... Crap...

So as I was making my journey through the woods, looking for delicious berries and some females in which to mate with and make sexii Moose lovins, I noticed a slight burning sensation within my nostrils. I thus decided to investigate where the source of this burn was coming from. Well shortly after beginning my search, I was lead to a giant gulf of water. From the heat and all, I appeared to be near the Gulf of Mexico. Seems a journey there doesn't take a long time when your a Moose. A Mejestic one at that. Well, after reaching the Gulf, I noticed a giant tanker in the middle surrounded by a dark liquid. Many animals fled from the scene and panic had risen. After squinting my eyes to look closely, the tanker in the middle of the water had a giant 'BP' on it and it was on fire! From the looks of it, the black liquid was oil and the fire was spreading from the gulf onto the woods! I freaked as I turned, but as I did, I could hear a sinister laugh. I turned one last time to look, as I noticed a figure emerge from the flames. I quivered at the sight, as it was no other than that evil bitch Claire! She was wearing a BP shirt with a hard-hat as she emerged from the flames. Her hair flaying in the wind, she just tilted her head and looked at me from a distance and said...

"We're Sorry..."

That's when I knew all hell had been loose, as my antlers felt like they were being ripped from my head. I kneeled down as emerging from my head was a bright light. An explosion blew from my location and as the light finished, I looked as before me, were the creations I had made for the greatest stories and memories ever. They were PISSED! Landing next to them was the sinister Claire with her crazy face, next to her was her Brother Ceon, his Wife and Daughter Senna and Neviah, to the Right was Dark Matthew with Leo in his human form standing behind them. Dark Matthew summoned both his guns and pointed them at me while the rest summoned their blades and weapons facing at me with a maddened face.

"Bring us back you damn Moose..." Said Dark Matthew.

"Yeah, we need to finish our stories! Besides, Lady Misaiko would happy to see my real body this time..."

I stood there confused. How did they escape that cage I built in my mind? AND HOW DID CLAIRE BECOME THE OWNER OF BP!?

I decided to speak in the most common language between all creatures of the universe...

English...

"First off... CLAIRE WHY ARE YOU THE OWNER OF BP!?"

Claire looked at me with a cute face and just giggled while lifting a finger to her chin.

"I wanted to create chaos to the world and summon the dark lord Kathulu!"

That didn't really answer my question, but I guess I'll have to go with it. Then I looked at them with a determined face. I'm their god, their master, their puppeteer! How could they beat me afterall? IM THE MAJESTIC MOOSE!

"HOW DID YOU ESCAPE MY CAGE!?"

Senna simply stepped forward and spoke in a sweet and gentle voice...

"You let us out. You secretly wanted to return to the world of RP and finish our stories because you felt like you left it incomplete. You wanted Dark Matthew to stand before the demons as a Demon Lord after defeating Light Matthew and Neutral Matthew. You wanted Leo to get his body back and become Lady Misaiko's Knight and Protector. You wanted Neviah to grow up to be strong, while Claire becomes sane and Ceon, Claire, and I move to the world beyond this in smiles as the greatest story you've ever made would finally be at end..."

I stood there dumbfounded. Was she right? I didn't really know how to answer. I just smiled a little, being a Moose and even though I'm Majestic, I'm a little more human than I thought I was. I nod allowing them out and stating my return to the world I wished to walk away from ages ago...

As I turned and headed back in the direction of my old home, I paused and looked behind me at all of my amazing characters. All unique and special in many ways. I inhale and simply said...

"CLAIRE YOU COVERED THE GULF IN OIL AND LIT EVERYTHING ON FIRE! RUUUUUUN!!!!"

Thus, I return with only the following:

Claire, Neviah, Senna, Dark Matthew, Leo, and everyones favorite, Ceon Clixx-Kimura. We all came back covered in smoke, and not knowing ANYTHING ABOUT THE BP OIL SPILL IN THE GULF AND THE RISING OF THE DARK LORD KATHULU! WE SWEAR WE KNOW NOTHING!

All hail Kathulu...