Funny Humans (open)

"NOT FOOD!" A young arrancar rapped the mask of a hollow lightly, the forest echoing with the thunk of stick upon clay. The hollow let out a small groan of confusion before flopping down beside the young arrancar, respectfully doing nothing to harm the child and just being somewhat confused as to why it couldn't devour the small and frightened furry animal in front of it. The two had been wandering the forest when they had come upon this small little rabbit, stuck in some kinda cage. Desalmado didn't know what to do with it, for he had no clue how to release it. The little creature had been shivering in its cage for almost ten minutes now as the boy continued to rap the hollow's mask and making sure it did not eat the small creature.

The boy looked curiously at the little rabbit, small and cute. He poked a finger in to stroke its shivering fur, the rabbit unresponsive but tense, before jumping and leaping at its mesh that held it, settling down again with its eyes wide open and its body shaking in pure fear. However, he did not once do anything that would look like harming it. Instead, he sat in the grass and stroked the hollow's mask, it was a large dog-like hollow with a long tongue that spilled acid. He stroked over its eyes to calm it before going back to the rabbit and looking curiously.

What is that fluffy thing anyways?

''That would be a rabbit...''The mysterious male came from the shadows walking towards the young arrancar as he looked at the hollow from the corner of his eyes petting its head gently.''Good...this thing wont try to eat my prey like the others...''the male said quietly. As he looked over to the young male turning his head his body facing the other direction.''My apoligizes I almost forgot to introduce myself..''.The male turned his body towards he bending his back forward as to bow lifting one hand into the air and the other on his back.''Musashi keoto serial killer extrodinar''. The male smirked wildy standing upstraight revealing his fangs.''Your in luck...I like you arrancar...'' The male jumped into the air 20 feet towards a squrriel grabbing it as id devour the squrriels head and b ody leaving nothing but his bushy tail as id toss it towards the hollows directiona s the crunching of bones were heard in the males mouth.The male swallowed twirling his finger around boredly in a circle.''hmmm...Your reiatsu is interesting young arrancar....Care to have mysterious man such as myself keep you company on your beloved journey?''The male smiled warmly at the young arrancaer as he would extend his arm forward offering It my hand.''What do you say...kid?'' The male smirked wildly awaiting her desicion.

"and what did that critter ever do to you?" standing behind this new man was a shadow of a figure. The angles of the trees displayed nothing but an outline of a humanoid standing behind him. However, the glint of a freshly sharpened sword lit up her face. Her red pig tails sat straight and firm on the side of her head and her huge red eyes were shaped evily at her target. The blade krept round to be pressed up next to this killers back, pointing down to the floor.

As If time had stopped, the world went silent as only heart beats could be heard. The hollow previously sitting by was aroused by her presence and looked in her direction. Before shaking slightly. A small red shine grew across this girls eye before a smile took over here face. "The killer kills fluffy animals for a living? Shall I make you wish you had never touched an animal in your life?"

her voice was soft but had a tone like a blade. Every word would stitch pain into your heart but soothe it afterwards. Pretty much like a stressy girlfriend. Her fingers tensed and she looked straight at this mans head to gauge any possible reaction.

The male could only laugh Insanely as the male looked at the girl truning around the sword in her hand.He said slowly putting one of his firm claws on the sword lowering her blade as he arm slowly moved down.''Your funny woman....I dont know what you are.....hmmm...but I havent had my lunch.....so you might as well leave me be....''The male growled lowly at the girl .''I dont want to hurt a woman...there much to precious.....''.The male smiled warmly at the female shedding some light apon the situation .''Im simply looking for allies.....Dose this care to interest you in anyway-Even though i highly dout but you never know the odds...''The male smiled warmly circling around the girl spinning around as if I was in orbit with her.The male then jumped into the air 20 feet as Id jump far behind her reach of her blade as id look back at her smirking showing my fang like teeth at her as they seemed to shine silver from a distance.''Dont raise your blade at me....Your lucky I like woman...otherwise id snap that blade of yours and devour your flesh....like that shinigami in the sewers...''.The males smile brightened wider as he went on all fours prepared to pounce as if I was ready to attack like some sort of dog.''However if your looking for an opponent to spar with Id go easy on you and try not to kill you.....your precious meat woman...''The males scratched the soil of the ground with his claws as the males face was unseen her smirked underneath his hood prepared to charge the secound she trys to attack.

The young arrancar stared at this stranger for a moment, before a grin exploded on his face abruptly, unlike a normal grin which could be described as a gentle bloom, no. His smile was one that hid too many secrets and at the same time showed far too many more. His wide eyes gleamed in an insane delight, albeit not at all menacing nor violent, just a little off putting. "Friend!" He spoke one word, his word of acceptance to join this stranger on whatever journeys and trials he would experience. Of course, if this Musashi character ever died on their journey, he would abandon the body just like he had so many others before him.

Of course, this relatively peaceful meeting was interrupted by violence in the shape of the form he could never bear to be around. A... woman. His grin faltered for only a moment and his left hand flickered upwards, dropping his stick to stroke at his centipede mask for involuntary self-comfort. All females to him looked like that faceless woman in his dreams that would touch his face and kiss him as he rested in her arms. He immediately seemed to retreat a few steps, his body showing uncertainty as he hid behind the now confused hollow. What was before an already confusing moment had only turned into one that made no sense. Was it supposed to be eating these two humanoid creatures, or not? Growling and shaking its great, shaggy head slightly, it got up and let out a displeased grunt before opening a garganta to the sands and leaving its companion to find something to eat.

Not that it would ever return again, of course.

Desalmado gently got up and walked to his new friend, tugging on a sleeve still stained with the blood of the squirrel, although he was blind to such violent things, just as he was blind to the moment the man caught and ate the thing. "Go. Wanna go away." He spoke an only desire to leave this place, leave this woman, and to go do something that was... away from this woman, at the very least.

"hmm... it feels as though the tension of the situation has altered" The girl didnt look at all pleased. The angry look on her face only grew bigger as the idea of fleeing was brought to mind. Why flee? is running all you can do? Those that run fear death and dont deserve life. She yanked her arm back down to her side and span her sword behind her to land neatly into her scabbard. After this, she stepped forwards so the light could get a good view of her face.

"and you suppose that you would eat me? ha... I beleive your small mouth could not digest such an cute devil me. However, if you do try, ill tear your spine out and shove it down your friends throat. He doesnt seem to respective towards me! She kept her frown all the way through this. Her small wings shivered in the cool breeze that held the atmosphere high. She was not happy to be such poorly looked upon.

(Musashikeoto do NOT break the posting order again. It's suppose to be Soullesshuman, You and then Chaoz Lengendz.)

The maled standing up next to the arrancar boy patting his head.''Alright kid we will go away in a little bit...first let me deal with red head here...''The male sighed his hands in his pocket slowly pacing towards the female.''First of all I never quite got your name cutey.''The male tilted his head as he said that.''Secound i am not a coward otherwise I wouldnt have devoured so many shinigami and tear them apart....''The male was now infront of her his claws to her neck.''and finnaly....dont ever.....bring the kid into my reasons......got that sweet cheeks?''The male put his claws away as he jumped backwards 20 feet towards the arrancar boy.''Alright kid lets go...''The male gestured that they leave as he started to walk he senced some very unusual reiatsu nearby''What could that be?'' the male said as he looked around catuiously looking back at the female girl.''That wouldnt be your spirtual pressure now would it?The male titled his head towards the females direction.

Desalmado very contentedly gave a surprising jump of reiatsu as he sonido'd towards his new friend, hugging his blood arm close to his chest, putting blood stains on his own shirt as well. He loved the idea of leaving this place, they could go play games somewhere else! There were plenty of hollow to play with. He smiled, but then his smiled paused as his friend paused and turned around.

"Hmm? Go play." He motioned, waving his sleeve at the woman in a dismissing manner. He and his new friend were far too busy going to find something to play to entertain a woman.

The girl started to chuckle. She looked down to cover her face with her hair and a shadow line grew as her smile took her over. Then, those giggles grew louder and louder until she was in a full laugh. She seemed so evil but pure at the same time. Her red eyes glowed devilishly as she threw her head upwards in laughter. Then, she suddenly stopped. Her head slowly lowered to stare at the two potential meals.

"You dare say that to me? Do you even know who you are talking to? I cannot be killed easily and i will not be looked down upon by anyone." Her anger began to take control as she shuddered a few times. her shoulders began to slowly raise and drop and her teeth started to grind together. Then she threw her head back up and screamed.

"I WILL NEVER BE LOOKED DOWN UPON BY PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!" She literally shook the earth beneath her with those words. Then the air quickly felt heavy. And in an instant, shot downwards like a huge weight. The pressure in the air was increasing and wasn't going to stop. This girl hated two things: people ignoring her, and people looking down on her. Just by telling her to disappear was an insult to her face. "hehe... ever felt what the Cero Espada's reitsu was like?"